Ignore for a moment, if you can, Governor Palin’s tote (“Real Women Hunt Moose”). Instead, check out the hair. I think there’s no surer sign that the prospects of the McCain-Palin ticket are tanking than the fact that suddenly every horny Republican’s favorite MILF (GILF?) has let down her mane. Next she’s going to start wearing contacts. And then the suit jacket will come off, revealing slim-fitting shirts unbuttoned to the third button. It’ll be like every Hollywood makeover movie, and it’s as sure a sign of desperation as the “But do we know the real Obama?” hogwash.How about the huge bandage on her hand? What’s that about?
Oh that? That’s just there to cover up the puncture wounds in her wrists from McCain sucking blood out of her. That’s obviously how the old bag is still alive.
