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(via croooooow) I wonder if his mother taught him it was...
May 2nd
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May 2nd
I got my prom dress! Now all I need to do is go shoe and makeup shopping and I’ll be set!
May 2nd
“Today, I was on my way home when I saw a cop hiding behind a...”
— FML
May 1st
madeupmemories: Fraudian slip.
May 1st
sarazucker: so, this just made me crave mcdonald’s real bad....
May 1st
topherchris: (via kapi)
May 1st
Warch Watch
markyb: Babe 3: Swine Flu I wouldn’t get credit for this, but I did kinda pitch this in the...
May 1st
skeetonmischa: Stepford Katie Holmes scares me. Can somebody...
May 1st
topherchris: Fixed.
May 1st
“I’m not saying Susan Boyle caused swine flu. I’m just saying...”
— British Junior Minister Sion...
May 1st
This Smile Friday picture concludes one of the best weeks...
May 1st
“Who really cares if someone removes credit from something?...”
— Out of Print
May 1st
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May 1st
shutupinternet: How far we’ve come, wow.
May 1st
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May 1st
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May 1st
josh: My vaccine. MINE.
May 1st
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May 1st
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Mad Libs Men (via collegehumor)
May 1st
Listen Listen
topherchris: NIN — Down in It
May 1st
tmblg: norby’s unique photostream view on Flickr
May 1st
“When it comes to love, you need not fall but rather...”
— Philosophy: Falling in Love...
Apr 30th
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Apr 30th
icanread: (via toomuchcoke)
Apr 30th
Listen Listen
Led Zeppelin - Bring It On Home
Apr 30th
sumfight: Pandas don’t know how to use slides
Apr 30th
When buying prom tickets at my school, we are each given a...
Apr 30th
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Apr 30th
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tmblg: Real Life Twitter
Apr 30th
realrealsoft: bebelestrange: DIE-AH-BEE-TUS
Apr 30th
carlovely: ooh topical !
Apr 30th
frangry: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHbreatheHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA....
Apr 29th

Definitely

hunsonisgroovy: The hardest word to spell correctly ever! It always comes out as: definitaly ...
Apr 29th
“Nothing is permanent in this wicked world - not even our...”
— Charlie Chaplin (via...
Apr 29th
yourwrite: Douchebags. I hate them.
Apr 29th
ithreatenedtostapleher: GraphJam yesssssss Yellow +...
Apr 29th

Swine Flu is God's way of punishing the...

(via alexblagg)
Apr 29th
From Brain to Twitter, do not pass keyboard,...
Apr 29th
Where did the radar go??
Apr 29th
lightphotos: Strawberry spiral cookies (via fiikus) Crissy,...
Apr 29th
Ray sent in this video of a mom doing a...
Apr 29th

Prom - to go or not to go?

I honestly cannot decide. What do you think about prom? If you’ve been to prom before, would...
Apr 29th
iammattjordan: wtfmodels: I don’t know what kind of...
Apr 29th
I'LL BE MATT JORDAN FOR TONIGHT. WEDNESDAY...
Apr 29th
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sparo: Parker’s going to love this video of a cat adventuring with some boxes. The cat jumps in and...
Apr 29th
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chuckmore: Andy Milonakis - Let Me Twitter Dat (Rusko Remix) Seriously, way better than the...
Apr 29th
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livejamie: Steve Porter has just won the entire internet with his remix of the Slap Chop commercial ...
Apr 29th

You know what feels kinda good...

frangry: Getting shit done.
Apr 28th

#469

ventisette: juliakazoolia: withoureyesclosed: allisfleeting: ...
Apr 28th
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Deal or No Deal parody. Man up!
Apr 28th
““Why do you want me to kiss you?” he asked intently, “Do you...”
— f scott fitzgerald (via...
Apr 28th

Coke is infinitely better than Pepsi.

(via lickystickypicky) Thank you.
Apr 28th

Ice Ice Baby

Apr 28th
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tesslynch: hunterstephenson: alextypical: How do you teach kids about skydiving in French? Make...
Apr 28th
iammattjordan: (via kapi) LOL.
Apr 28th
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Apr 28th
Listen Listen
Red Hot Chili Peppers - Under The Bridge
Apr 28th
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jakelodwick: Have you ever seen the original pre-South Park short, “The Spirit of Christmas”, aka...
Apr 28th

This 241543903 BS is frickin' stupid.

Having that said, I’ll likely be participating in it tomorrow, depending on how I feel and if...
Apr 28th
croooooow: hoarr: Click for full effect ...
Apr 28th

Do you dislike writing school...

A great way I’ve recently found to help complete my dreaded school papers is to add little...
Apr 28th
lickystickypicky: Bismillah! Hahah!
Apr 28th
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Apr 28th
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Apr 28th
sparo: kevinnat: cameronchristopher: kdessss: ...
Apr 27th
“Everyone has three lives: a public life, a private life, and...”
— Gabriel García Márquez (via...
Apr 27th
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markyb: hilarysiegel: johnzanussi: Pete Holmes is a funny dude. You might get fired for...
Apr 27th

Black or African-American?

lickystickypicky: As the white wife of a black man, I am often asked questions people are dying to...
Apr 27th
“If I had a world of my own, everything would be nonsense....”
— Alice In Wonderland (via...
Apr 27th

I am not a "hot" girl.

secondstar05: I will probably never turn you on, or take your breath away, or impress your friends...
Apr 27th
May 1954 Seventeen (via myvintagevogue) If I had the body...
Apr 27th
merricat: (myvintagevogue) I collect Seventeen magazines...
Apr 27th
“I tell people I met my wife at a methadone clinic because...”
— fireland on twitter. (via...
Apr 27th
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Apr 27th
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Apr 27th
pixeled: Lemonade (via Matt Schwarz)
Apr 27th
kayrutledge: imlouise: pic related THIS IS ME hahaha ...
Apr 27th
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Apr 27th
Listen Listen
iammattjordan: onlymichelle: Asher Roth - A Millie Yo, the government don’t care, here’s a big...
Apr 27th
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tesslynch: dirtypreston: A commercial trying to instill Swine Flu panic… from 1976. “Swine flu?!...
Apr 27th
vodka-in-a: This. Book. Is. Great. Any one who appreciates...
Apr 27th
(via babywolf) = Beverly’s hair first thing in the...
Apr 27th

Things I've Learned From Tumblr

danieljoel: shoepastryheart: danceintherain: jumbledemotion: letseatrawpasta: It’s okay...
Apr 27th
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Apr 27th

“Sometimes late at night I think about...

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Apr 27th

Fuck yeah chocolate chip muffins!

Apr 26th
(via juxtaposition)
Apr 26th
msbojangles: deal or no deal
Apr 26th
Listen Listen
croooooow: indierawk: Arcade Fire - Keep the Car Running. “Every night my dream’s the same:...
Apr 26th
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Amazing Beatbox Kid Personally, I find beatboxing extremely awkward to watch, but this is simply...
Apr 26th
topherchris: I’ll play, now that I’m a company man. (via...
Apr 25th
I almost forgot, happy Smile Friday everybody!
Apr 25th
Listen Listen
Lil Wayne - Prom Queen
Apr 25th
eatsleepdraw: Cat vs. Laser
Apr 24th
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Apr 24th
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Apr 24th

All I want is to feel you reach out and...

(via havent-got-a-prayer)
Apr 23rd
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Apr 23rd
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atencio: Somebody created a Silence of the Lambs Musical, and then somebody made a video of Legos...
Apr 23rd
I just tried learning snippets of the dance to Beyoncé’s Single Ladies. Let me sum it up in...
Apr 23rd
iammattjordan: kapi: This applies to you as well 24.
Apr 23rd
wordboner: The Trick Of Getting What You Want Is Knowing...
Apr 23rd
markyb: Oh Dan.
Apr 23rd
julyshewillfly: Photograph by Pete Souza/White House. When...
Apr 23rd
hunsonisgroovy: iLunch: Brown Bagging your Apple ...
Apr 23rd
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Apr 23rd
Listen Listen
fivebyfive: Larry Tee ft. Princess Superstar - Licky
Apr 23rd
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jacob: I just want to say that I fully support this new meme of auto tuning video clips.
Apr 23rd
“Your titties thirsty?”
— Matt Jordan, in regards to...
Apr 23rd

I just (somehow) spilled green tea all...

I thought I had everything under control. But then it was if an invisible tidal wave came rushing...
Apr 23rd
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Apr 23rd
iammattjordan: So I redesigned the ad for the new iPod...
Apr 23rd
yourwrite: I will not procrastinate. I will not procrastinate. I will not procrastinate. I will...
Apr 23rd
ventisette: Converse pants. Y/N? No! These remind me of...
Apr 22nd
(via ventisette) I always say this, but would I really? Who...
Apr 22nd

As expected...

That nap was the death of me. I woke up 10 minutes ago and I am still dizzy, sweaty and have a...
Apr 22nd
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seemsforever: The Kills — U.R.A. Fever
Apr 22nd
“Turn 19 soon so I can introduce you to the world of drunken...”
— My friend Jen in an email to...
Apr 22nd
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Apr 22nd

I'm going to do something I think I'll...

Taking a nap!
Apr 22nd
theanimalblog: Must love pugs
Apr 22nd

I hate it how you step all over...

(via yourwrite)
Apr 22nd
GPOYW - Shoot me because my dad does know when to shut up...
Apr 22nd
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Apr 22nd
thedailywhat: Life-Altering Gadget of the Day: The...
Apr 22nd

Take some time out for yourself

crstna: Dear fortune cookie, It’s easier said than done.
Apr 22nd
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Apr 22nd

The only reason you'll never get over it...

crstna: yourwrite: Maybe if you let go of that anchor weighing you down and try being happy,...
Apr 22nd
SUPER MARIO KART - DEATH RACE
Apr 22nd
nathanieljames: I’m a little ashamed of myself for creating...
Apr 21st
paulrudd: Paul Rudd in GQ
Apr 21st
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migueld: 100 Single Ladies Dance Single Ladies in Piccadilly Circus so much flash mob dancing. ...
Apr 21st
“You know when it comes to racism, people say: ” I don’t care...”
—  Mitch Hedberg (via maeby)
Apr 21st
carlovely: (via)
Apr 21st
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Apr 21st
frangry: Kim Kardashian I swear those are biking pants.
Apr 21st

290. FACEBOOK CHATS. I ALWAYS FORGET...

(via dearworldwtf) This happened today.
Apr 21st
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Apr 20th
lickystickypicky: I have no words for how upset I am about...
Apr 20th
Listen Listen
MC Hammer - U Can’t Touch This Dedicated to Matt Jordan for his special drug-free birthday!...
Apr 20th
classics: LMFAO
Apr 20th
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Apr 20th
kaytee: via GQ
Apr 20th
“All writers are vain, selfish, and lazy, and at the very...”
— George Orwell, Why I Write....
Apr 20th
frangry: Yep, still hating this stupid bitch. I want to...
Apr 20th
“Just think of it, folks! One day, in the distant future, a...”
— Colbert, just before finding...
Apr 20th
itdoesnmakesense: i just fell in love for the 2nd time. ...
Apr 20th

I don't even know who my true friends...

(via yourwrite)
Apr 20th
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Legalize Shrooms. Absolutely hilarious.
Apr 20th
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Apr 20th
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Apr 20th

FML to the nth degree.

I just dyed my hair the exact fucking color that it was before this, minus the red highlights. 
Apr 20th
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carlovely: wanna get a boner/wide on? watch this. (i’ve posted it before, but COME THE FUCK ON,...
Apr 20th
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kaytee: What the hell is a slow loris? And where can I get one? It looks like the love-child of a...
Apr 20th

Upon the conclusion of the first episode...

twothirty: Overall the show was lacking, but there were a few funny bits.  These include the...
Apr 20th
iammattjordan: Bonjour. Matt stop showing off.
Apr 20th

285. PEOPLE THAT HOLD THE DOOR FOR YOU...

(via dearworldwtf) Hahaha yeah!
Apr 19th
“They made me feel as welcome as a fart in a spacesuit.”
— Billy Connolly
Apr 19th
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tylercoates: Oh, man. We’ve all been there.
Apr 19th
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emilyisabell: Cake or death?
Apr 19th
Listen Listen
Electric Six - Danger! High Voltage Best commercial background music for one of the best...
Apr 19th

I'm done...

iswearthistimeitsforreal: yourwrite: I’m done trying, I’m done even thinking that all will work...
Apr 19th
graphiceverywhere: cereal killer by Danielcf2996
Apr 19th
Listen Listen
grace-notes: Faithless - God is  a DJ
Apr 19th
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breannajai: Seth Rogen performing stand-up at the age of 13. He seems much older. I never knew he...
Apr 19th
“First of all, the thing is shaped quite oddly. While it...”
— Apple, your Mighty Mouse...
Apr 19th

Your requests are the ones I care about...

yourwrite: Because that means I have the chance to make you happy, however small the favor.
Apr 19th
ventisette: More advice for you.
Apr 19th
tesslynch: One time, I went on a diet. Now I’m...
Apr 18th

She wants to hear she's beautiful.

(via lococommotion)
Apr 18th
Bloons
Apr 18th
Listen Listen
Gap Band - You Dropped A Bomb On Me
Apr 18th
Warch Watch
Toronto’s finest, ladies and gentlemen.
Apr 18th
(via ricochet) Oh my god I want this.
Apr 18th
lightthesky: donald trump. in dog form.
Apr 18th
“If at first you don’t succeed, try, try again. Then quit....”
— W. C. Fields (via playgrnd)
Apr 18th
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My cousin was running around yelling at me and his fiance this past weekend telling us to...
Apr 17th
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rjdlc: Thats a drumset.  Made of ice. EPIC.
Apr 17th
tmblg: New York City: 1961 vs 2009
Apr 17th
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Apr 17th
“Wanting to be someone you’re not is a waste of the person...”
— Kurt Cobain
Apr 17th
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Apr 17th
Crissy drew me a picture today.
Apr 17th

DRAWING & CHICKEN SCRATCH

crstna: Today I started to write in chicken scratch randomly while writing a note to Bev, and then I...
Apr 17th
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Apr 17th
lickystickypicky: Baking an Oreo Vanilla cake. Belly want.
Apr 17th
soupsoup: urlesque: jeffbaum: Reality Check Friday! (via...
Apr 17th

I think that we would be so happy...

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Apr 17th
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Apr 17th
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Apr 17th
Listen Listen
iammattjordan: Haddaway -  What Is Love
Apr 17th

I feel like watching Queen of the Damned

You know, that movie that everyone hated… except for me.
Apr 17th

If your middle name on Facebook is...

(via iammattjordan) This goes for first and last names as well.
Apr 17th
thekingdomblog: This photo is called “good morning”
Apr 17th
(via photoholic) Holy crap, I’m not 100% sure what...
Apr 17th
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Apr 17th
urlesque: The king of Twitter isn’t amused. hahahaha
Apr 17th
15 year old photographer
Apr 17th
kaytee: Facebook, I do not even understand you anymore. ...
Apr 17th
theduty: flap! flap! This can’t end well.
Apr 17th
slackr: www.designformankind.com
Apr 17th
(via msbojangles) I can never remember his name whenever...
Apr 17th
52hearts: the age-old battle
Apr 17th
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Apr 16th
(via beverlyislike) You’re looking at TWO HOURS of...
Apr 16th

Mmm, roti!

It’s been too long, my sexy delicious friend.
Apr 16th
crushes: M, So basically you’re perfect, and I like you. But the problem is that I have never...
Apr 16th
Listen Listen
lickystickypicky: Red Hot Chili Peppers - Scar Tissue
Apr 16th
croooooow: <33333
Apr 16th
“You know who really hates the word ‘Douchebag?’ DOUCHEBAGS!”
— soupsoup (via loldouches)
Apr 16th
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Apr 16th

So I started singing to my oatmeal this...

robot-heart: …because when I see food, I get excited and I start singing. But then I realized:...
Apr 16th
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Apr 16th
iamcup: = today = every morning.
Apr 16th
GPOYW; ‘Invadin’ yer privasee in mah yelluh...
Apr 16th
(via nathenmckenzie) How funny, I took a picture like this...
Apr 16th
Cristina and I are not unashamedly rocking out to Demi Lovato’s whiney piece of shit song.
Apr 16th
“One word of advice if you’re looking to loose weight....”
— Billy Connolly
Apr 16th
(via mothmilk) I’m definitely going to hell for...
Apr 16th
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Apr 16th

I would unfollow you in life

passthemike: …if that was even possible
Apr 16th
Listen Listen
movingalong: Kaskade - Angel On My Shoulder
Apr 16th
(via doinwork) I don’t think I mind that we...
Apr 15th
aja: The Lighter Side of the Recession
Apr 15th
crstna: maybe I can fake a kidnapping or a disappearance. I go to mexico, lay low, get stress free....
Apr 15th
“It’s hard to talk when you’re tea-bagging.”
— Anderson Cooper (via...
Apr 15th
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Apr 15th
malty: Is it just me or does this look like Mandy Moore...
Apr 15th
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Apr 15th
I know everyone has probably seen this...
Apr 15th

Hold music is repetitive and makes me...

Apr 15th
lickystickypicky: Be careful what you wish for. BMW made a...
Apr 15th
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Apr 15th
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Apr 15th
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Apr 15th

On phone companies

Crissy: Fuckers are playing god.
Crissy: They all screw us in the ass.
Crissy: Don't get the soap in the shower, ya hear?
Apr 15th
Apr 15th
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Apr 15th
“Nearly everything you do is of no importance, but it is...”
— Gandhi (via myluna)
Apr 15th
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Apr 15th
yourwrite: it seems like all i do is wait. lucky i’m a patient woman. Too bad I’m not.
Apr 15th
katyschmaty: Cute vintage bird charm earrings… Hanging...
Apr 15th
“If there is to be any peace, it will come through being, not...”
— Henry Miller (via...
Apr 15th
livejamie: N.W.A. DAD?! No, wait…
Apr 14th
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cwphoto: I’ve always been a closet fan of Andy Milonakis.  This is hilarious to me. I don’t...
Apr 14th
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Billy Connolly - Beige people I’m watching this comedy special right now and this part had me...
Apr 14th
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Apr 14th

I'd never wish harm on anyone

onlymichelle: betweennowandforever: Actually, there are a handful of you fuckers that if harm were...
Apr 14th
Thanks to Licky and her math lesson I am unable to edit a short story for tomorrow. Brain =...
Apr 14th
(via imaradioheadsong) Fuck me, this made my head hurt.
Apr 14th
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Apr 14th
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Apr 14th

Nothing really rocks and nothing really...

Apr 14th
iammattjordan: XXL June Cover - Eminem Photoshop ate...
Apr 14th
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Apr 14th
Lindsay Lohan Creates eHarmony Profile
Apr 14th
Listen Listen
lickystickypicky: Laura Branigan-Gloria This song reminds me of the good ol’ Vice City days.
Apr 14th
tumblsecrets: “I’m afraid to like - or love - someone because things always end up shitty.”
Apr 14th
Listen Listen
lickystickypicky: Metallica-Enter Sandman
Apr 14th
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cwphoto: I love stuff like this soo much.
Apr 14th
xb: (via creampuff)
Apr 14th
Crissy: His screams...
Crissy: fgoaeghaethg
Crissy: I LOVE IT.
Me: LOL YES.
Crissy: Tears were FALLING OUT OF MY EYEBALLS!
Apr 14th
This picture pretty much sums up my weekend. Our outfits...
Apr 14th
Smile Friday!
Apr 10th
fashionorbit: Item of the Day: French Connection’s Flash...
Apr 10th
This is how I prepare for a weekend-long trip.
Apr 10th
Listen Listen
Seal - Kiss From A Rose
Apr 10th

Where is everybody?

Apr 10th
(via photoholic)
Apr 9th
lickystickypicky: ORLY?!
Apr 9th
szymon: Sh*t, It’s Raining Umbrella
Apr 9th
kaytee: yes, please. Helloo long weekend! Let’s just...
Apr 9th

Today is one of those days

where you just need to blast your music and dance your ass off.
Apr 9th
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Apr 9th
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Apr 9th
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Apr 9th
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tesslynch: YOU GUYS. MOLLY FOUND THE MINGE-SHAVING COMMERCIAL. I have never been so happy to...
Apr 9th
hotg0ssip: mikeypizzle: Coke now has tall cans for 99...
Apr 9th
(via realrealsoft)
Apr 9th
athymia: gluttonyisabliss (via dineanddish) Chocolate...
Apr 9th
shutupinternet: Come on Safari.
Apr 9th
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Apr 9th
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maniacalrage: Like A Boss (ft. Seth Rogen) “Swallow sadness… send some faxes.”
Apr 9th
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jakeandamir: Sneaky
Apr 9th
I finally got paid my last two weeks pay. It feels good to have money again. Let’s just hope...
Apr 9th
“To bleed is to care!”
— Homer Simpson
Apr 9th
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lickystickypicky: House of Pain-Jump Around
Apr 9th
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Apr 9th

Take a chance you stupid hoe.

Apr 8th
iammattjordan: Don Vito. He looks like he’s playing...
Apr 8th

I don't care that your team is named...

lickystickypicky: W-R-O-N-G. Well… unless they don’t mean the Blue Jays… hahaha
Apr 8th
betweenthestars: i love rock candy.
Apr 8th
ozaidentity: gregb: The silver lining in the Tigers’ 0-2...
Apr 8th
slackr: Ctrl-Alt-Del Cushions
Apr 8th
lyricalgraphics: The Fort - Between The Trees
Apr 8th
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Apr 8th
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Apr 8th
GPOYW; 1 of 85
Apr 8th