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onlymichelle: IS IT GREY OR GRAY? Gray.
Mar 31st
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kapi: Little Red Riding Hood as interpreted for a school assignement by Tomas Nilsson Very very...
Mar 31st
STOP What You’re Blogging
Mar 31st
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navsvideos: How to make the perfect scrambled eggs: Gordon Ramsey I’m not a big egg fan but...
Mar 30th
Cindy: Send me a pic of [redacted].
Me: (sends) He's on the right.
Cindy: The guy on the left looks hotter.
Me: Yeah well... I bet he has a small penis. He looks like he's on steroids.
Mar 30th
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Mar 30th
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Mar 30th
So my great aunt and uncle from buttfuck nowhere are staying over at our place for a week in which...
Mar 30th
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thedailywhat: Movie Trailer of the Day: Drew Barrymore and Jessica Lange star in HBO’s Grey...
Mar 30th
frangry: Just when I start to feel sorry for myself and my 4...
Mar 30th
hrrrthrrr: All-In-One Card Stamp by Ji Lee Why buy many...
Mar 30th

I'm afraid of going to prom alone.

(via yourwrite)
Mar 30th
lickystickypicky: uhm….car repair…..DIY Times are...
Mar 30th
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fivebyfive: Dr. Dre ft. Eminem - Forgot About Dre
Mar 30th
twothirty: Not equal to I can see it, but only in the...
Mar 30th
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Mar 30th
skeetonmischa: “Mother, if I have to listen to that dreadful...
Mar 30th
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nickcannon: It’s The Real Presents Craziest Things We’ve Heard All Week. A little teaser until they...
Mar 30th
subtlecluster: LULZ.
Mar 30th
iammattjordan: kvknowsherfun: this is hilarious.
Mar 30th

So I'm watching Celebrity Apprentice...

And I’m afraid Dennis Rodman is going to bust his drunk ass through my TV screen and beat me...
Mar 30th
tylercoates: My experience on Omegle was short-lived.
Mar 30th
hrrrthrrr: hate that.
Mar 30th
I found this adorable picture while browsing a friends...
Mar 29th
havent-got-a-prayer: Dippin’ Dots!!  I adore these tasty...
Mar 29th
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frangry: Charles Manson being insanely awesome.
Mar 29th
Listen Listen
Talking Heads - Psycho Killer
Mar 29th

Five approaches to toilet paper...

(via)
Mar 29th
Mar 29th
deleteyourself: Michelle and I were walking around Chinatown...
Mar 29th
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Mar 29th
skylor: OH HONEY CHILD
Mar 29th

Somewhat hungover from last night and...

I’ll be keeping my blogging to a minimum today.
Mar 29th
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Guns N’ Roses - Yesterdays
Mar 28th
“you know, a long time ago being crazy meant something....”
— charles manson (via...
Mar 28th
Smile Friday, yo
Mar 28th
fashionorbit: Item of the Day: Soia & Kyo’s Margo...
Mar 28th
The longer you stare the funnier it gets. (the one on the...
Mar 28th

So...

I just found out that the first draft of my 2,000 word memoir (due tomorrow, I might add) is no...
Mar 27th
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20something: i have no comment.
Mar 27th
"Horribly Inappropriate Things to Write on...
Mar 27th
I love my haircut, even though it has stabbed me in the eye...
Mar 27th

Universal Music Tumblr?

kaytee: markn: allisonweiss: The problem with the Universal Music tumblr is that whoever is...
Mar 27th
evanwalsh: (via generic-trex)
Mar 27th

10 reasons that you make me smile.

adamsbrokendoor: 1. When I’m cooking and you walk up behind me to put your arms around my waist...
Mar 27th

It's 8 o'clock and I'm still trapped at...

Bitch, you know I have two 2,000 word essays due tomorrow. Get your ass back to your desk and take...
Mar 27th
How long does it take to fall in love?
Mar 26th

I got my hair cut!

Pics to come later. I’m actually really happy with it. This is the first cut I’m so damn...
Mar 26th
wordboner: Learn the Difference
Mar 26th
yourwrite: I am not thin and I do not look like a model, but maybe someday I will be okay with that.
Mar 26th

Sticks and stones and animal bones.

Mar 26th
“I’ve been making a list of the things they don’t teach you...”
— Neil Gaiman (via crstna)
Mar 26th
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saintnate: This is love speaking through actions. I’m not gonna lie, as you were shaving off...
Mar 25th
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fivebyfive: Kaiser Chiefs - Goods Days Bad Days
Mar 25th

When you find something online (or in...

(via whatannoysus) I went to Forever 21 today to buy my friend an identical shirt to one that I had...
Mar 25th
(via kayrutledge) I finally watched this last night and...
Mar 25th
realrealsoft: FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU I GOTTA...
Mar 25th

I just turned on my PS3...

hoarr: beverlyhasablog: …and moments later my dad ran upstairs and yelled at me to disconnect my...
Mar 25th
kevincorrigan: Last week my co-worker Jake and I made a...
Mar 25th
Me: Rapping is my hobby my house has a lobby my bitches act snobby.
Charis: ...
Me: I'm not Lil' Wayne. I should stop frontin'. :(
Charis: You have to blog that. LOL
Me: Done.
Mar 25th

I just turned on my PS3 and moments...

He then proceeded to run back into his cave the basement without a word explaining why. What the...
Mar 24th
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katyperryblog: a twit for a twat. this is pure real life truth. Swallow it!
Mar 24th
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kayrutledge: DMX - Up In Here
Mar 24th

10 Tips for College Students

inspirings: By Steve Pavlina http://www.stevepavlina.com/ Here are 10 tips to help you...
Mar 23rd
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realrealsoft: jimrock: Maru the Cat TRANSCEND TRADITIONAL CAT MEMES AND ENTER THE REALM OF ART...
Mar 23rd
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The Deal Blundell Show (the morning show on 102.1 The Edge) created a hilarious impromptu song...
Mar 23rd
kayrutledge: Prom shoes. I have these shoes in black. Be...
Mar 23rd
Me: Titties.
Charis: What?
Me: I was looking at mine, sorry.
Charis: Oh?
Me: Yeah. My chest looks fabulous in this red shirt.
Mar 23rd
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Mar 22nd

I think I could be in love with someone...

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Mar 22nd
“If you can’t sleep, count sheep. If you count endangered...”
— Mitch Hedberg (via...
Mar 22nd
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growingup: Julian Velard - Hot N Cold (Katy Perry Piano Cover) This is fucking amazing. Listen to...
Mar 21st
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Mar 21st

My friend will be here in half an hour...

I’m still in my PJs and have yet to shower. FML
Mar 21st
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michaelmcgee: KID CUDI “DAY N NITE” “DAT NEW NEW” “SKY MIGHT FALL” (LIVE ON CARSON DAILY)
Mar 21st
kayrutledge: So true. This always happens to me!
Mar 21st
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Mar 21st
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Mar 21st
tephiee: This makes perfect sense.. If you are wasting your money on things you don’t need,...
Mar 21st

7 tips for making yourself happier IN...

missdreass: 1. Boost your energy: Research shows that when people move faster, their metabolism...
Mar 21st
shaneblog: Story of my life.
Mar 21st
flying-solo: My Peeps (via bentilden)
Mar 21st
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can-be-infinite: :) PINK ELEPHANTS ON PARADE! This part of the movie used to scare the shit out of...
Mar 21st

I love it when you call me big poppa.

Mar 21st
imaradioheadsong: Smile Friday? This brought a smile and a...
Mar 21st
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Mar 20th
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Mar 20th
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twothirty: Year One Trailer I think this movie looks hilarious—even though the internet doesn’t...
Mar 20th
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Mar 20th
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Mar 20th
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Mar 20th
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Mar 20th
deleteyourself: CELEBRATION TIME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! The...
Mar 20th
imaradioheadsong: (via asongfordeparture) Are people still...
Mar 20th
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Mar 20th

weekly horoscope for sagittarius

carlovely: i usually dismiss horoscope as bullshit, but this is scarily accurate: “This week’s...
Mar 20th
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Mar 20th
“If a man does not keep pace with his companions, perhaps it...”
— Henry David Thoreau (via...
Mar 20th
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Mar 20th
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Mar 20th
yourwrite: “Hey we haven’t spoken much all day and I’m worried about you. It’s sad to say that I...
Mar 20th
jeffrock: Matryoshka dolls from the Mushroom Kingdom.
Mar 20th
I want to decorate a Starbucks cup just like the one on the...
Mar 20th

Start noticing the small insubstantial...

As a kid you take certain things you see every day for granted - be it your parents, a TV show or a...
Mar 19th
Where Britney Spears and James Joyce collide.
Mar 19th
aja: Make Something Cool Every Day 2009
Mar 19th
shutupinternet: The ThumbTack is touted as “the best...
Mar 19th

Blakeley's Guide To Losing Weight In 5...

markyb: blakeley: 1. Get your ass to a gym. Use the elliptical machine 2-3 times a week for 30...
Mar 19th
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Mar 19th
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Mar 19th
“The new Facebook provides definitive proof that Twitter and...”
— Jason Kottke
Mar 19th
This is how I celebrate Easter. A gum ball machine full of...
Mar 19th
These little guys tasted pretty damn delectable once I was...
Mar 19th
mollylambert: excuse me yellow fishes I am a dugong and I...
Mar 19th
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Mar 19th
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fivebyfive: Neko Case - People Got A Lotta Nerve Thanks to Starbucks I have a new favorite tune.
Mar 19th
Listen Listen
fivebyfive: Peaches - I Feel Cream
Mar 19th

designing a drug info handout for lab,...

croooooow: beverlyhasablog: croooooow: FML. i wish i had indesign. Mac or PC? I can make it...
Mar 19th

designing a drug info handout for lab,...

croooooow: FML. i wish i had indesign. Mac or PC? I can make it happen.
Mar 19th
wtfmodels: I’m sorry, can someone make her put underwear...
Mar 19th
GPOYW
Mar 19th

My mighty mouse scroll ball is being a...

Mar 18th
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MUTE THIS BITCH BEFORE PLAYING. The sound is messed up and I’m a Vimeo noob. You’ve been...
Mar 18th
ninakix: P-hook bookmarks: quick reference to your favorite...
Mar 17th
(via humanpig) My mind just exploded.
Mar 17th

What do you do...

fuckyoujulie: when your own parents would disown you if they found out you were a lesbian, and...
Mar 17th
Arse Face
Mar 17th
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omfg one of my weaknesses - unbelievably cute animals!
Mar 17th
realrealsoft: silly hamster-thing. you are adorable and all,...
Mar 17th
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carlovely: A St. Patty’s day holiday classic video.
Mar 17th
New York City woman impaled by 30-inch arrow...
Mar 17th
(via carlovely) What a deal!
Mar 17th

My co-workers just did an amazing drunk...

I’ll upload the video when I get home.
Mar 17th
From today’s Toronto Star.
Mar 17th
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Mar 17th
hunsonisgroovy: Twitter Cupcakes (via Bakerella)
Mar 17th
iammattjordan: Oh noes.
Mar 17th
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Mar 17th
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Mar 17th

Sometimes when I read people's FaceBook...

kayrutledge: startariot: (via johnnyfive) BAHAHA! Exactly. That’s what Facebook’s for.
Mar 17th
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(via nickcannon) LOLOL
Mar 17th
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shutupweirdo: Frangry “performing” Danzig’s Mother at the 2009 WFMU Marathon Finale
Mar 17th
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Mar 17th

#376

achoiceinthematter: Someone who asks how my day was, and genuinely wants to know the answer, no...
Mar 17th
dogs-looking-like-people: This dog is looking really weird...
Mar 17th
David Fung has the most kick-ass online portfolio I have...
Mar 17th
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Mar 17th
(via rachell) Hahaha I hate when that happens… though...
Mar 17th
Isn't it getting to be about that time? You...
Mar 17th

Reblog with the last sentence in your...

theipodguru: lovehopehate: turhangross: cutcopy: the-best-on-mars: “I slapped the dog shit...
Mar 17th
I want to change my Tumblr URL so much but I can’t think of a suitable replacement. :(
Mar 17th
Listen Listen
Blondie - Heart Of Glass
Mar 17th

I'm oddly excited to hear and...

I wonder what that says about me…
Mar 17th
zoobunny: It’s true, Mr. Morgan.
Mar 17th
evanwalsh: Corgi. Oh. My. God. This is the cutest damn...
Mar 17th
slackr: pac-man wedding cake!
Mar 16th
benjaminandhisblog: Earth Hour is a worldwide event that...
Mar 16th
almostnever: Shush, bb.  I’m right here.  I’m right here.
Mar 16th
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Mar 16th
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Mar 16th
Frangry's terribly awesome rendition of...
Mar 16th
(via photoholic) Want like you wouldn’t believe.
Mar 16th
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Mar 16th
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Mar 16th
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Mar 16th

It's very hard for me to ask for help.

And right now, I need lots of it. All I can do is suck it up and say “I don’t...
Mar 16th
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mirza: MGMT Kids on Mario Paint Composer
Mar 16th
Lindsay Lohan: Lindsay Lohan's Crazy...
Mar 16th
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Mar 16th
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Neko Case - People Got A Lotta Nerve
Mar 16th
Rose McGowan and the funniest-looking dog ever.
Mar 16th
(via rachell) LOL
Mar 16th
“When we want something to go right with someone, we spend...”
— Boy Meets Love
Mar 16th

STFU about credit.

onlymichelle: almostmoon: I don’t care if you unfollow me for saying that, but seriously. THE...
Mar 16th
(via hotg0ssip) I want that damn wallpaper. Actually,...
Mar 15th
(via iammattjordan) Yes.
Mar 15th

I hate being rushed to get ready.

But then again it’s my fault that I didn’t get out of bed 2 hours ago when I clearly...
Mar 15th

Features I Would Like to See in Tumblr

theinformation: Tumblr and I have been together for over a year now, and while we have a great...
Mar 15th
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Mar 15th
I’m off to spend the rest of the night reading either Dracula or The Picture Of Dorian Gray...
Mar 15th
tsaier: I feel like this everyday. This is the exact reason...
Mar 15th
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fivebyfive: Peaches - I Feel Cream Off of her upcoming album I Feel Cream.
Mar 15th
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Mar 14th
“Your body, like a good horse, knows the path to your...”
— Martha Beck, PH.D.
Mar 14th

My mom is crapping her pants because the...

Mar 14th
deathgab: boymeetslove: One of the biggest feelings of...
Mar 14th
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Mar 14th
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Mar 14th
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Mar 14th
I’m going to get this for real one day (with or...
Mar 14th
erockappel: Yep.
Mar 14th
“Your handwriting. The way you walk. Which china pattern you...”
— Chuck Palahniuk, Diary
Mar 14th
I’m debating whether or not to get my hair trimmed...
Mar 14th
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fivebyfive: Aqualung - Brighter Than Sunshine
Mar 14th
Mar 14th
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Mar 14th
I want to read them all right now.
Mar 14th
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Two cats talking to each other.
Mar 14th
“….There were some things I wanted to tell him. But I knew...”
— Jonathan Safran Foer (via...
Mar 14th
“Today, I was having sex with my wife when my 14 year old...”
— FML (via sparo)
Mar 14th
Today, my class took a trip to Yorkdale (I’m not kidding) and we spent 2-3 hours browsing...
Mar 13th

I do but I dont

yourwrite: apparently I’m starting to like you. And I don’t want to. But I want you to like me, I...
Mar 13th
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Mar 13th
ragetoons: Someone call the whaaaaa-mbulance.
Mar 13th

I would be very happy if Miley Cyrus...

(via twothirty)
Mar 13th
“You can’t live a perfect day without doing something for...”
— John Wooden (via missmlady)
Mar 13th
Explosm.net
Mar 13th
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Mar 13th

I just spent the past half hour taking...

Only 3 made it to see the light of day.
Mar 13th

When I follow you, I am basically saying...

(via letseatrawpasta)
Mar 13th
christinefriar: Dear Kitten, I know that you are asleep...
Mar 13th
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Mar 13th
“Today, I asked my parents if the outfit I was wearing made...”
— FML
Mar 13th
markyb: iammattjordan: Daily dose of Moss Been there.
Mar 12th
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Mar 12th
kapi: Does he?
Mar 12th
joelaz: Brush Park, Yves Marchand & Romain Meffre...
Mar 12th

#347

achoiceinthematter: Someone that will love me to no end, even if I don’t love myself sometimes.
Mar 12th
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fivebyfive: Guns N’ Roses - Sweet Child O’ Mine
Mar 12th
hotg0ssip: (via perritos)
Mar 12th
GPOYW; from the good ol’ days when I used to have...
Mar 12th
rillawafers: Shaq Tweets Jokes
Mar 12th
bauldoff: The best thing about it is that you can give it...
Mar 12th
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Mar 11th
(via nathanlessard) Which reminds me! i have a paper due...
Mar 11th
biancarocksout: Love Trent Reznor. Always.
Mar 11th
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Mar 11th
iammattjordan: thedailywhat: Time Waste of the Day: The...
Mar 11th
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Mar 11th

Things I've Learned From Tumblr

letseatrawpasta: It’s okay to be yourself. People will love you and hate you for that. But...
Mar 11th
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Mar 11th
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Mar 11th

Free speech is a pain in the ass...

People like this make me sick. I’m sorry, but if someone mistakenly writes “your”...
Mar 11th
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Weezer - Keep Fishing
Mar 11th
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crstna: i think i just died from laughter. I sort of wish I had a potty dance when I was 2. Then...
Mar 11th
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crstna:feedyourinspiration: For those who look for a sign. A sign of Love. Cheesy film, but I...
Mar 11th

A letter to the author;

yourwrite: You will not always be better at certain things than other people. Others may have more...
Mar 11th
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sparo: A cool 8-bit hip-hop medley by shotthen, featuring these songs: Jay-Z — Dirt Off Your...
Mar 11th
Actual Analogies and Metaphors Found in High...
Mar 11th
walpaper: KNARF’s Think Campaign for The School of Visual...
Mar 11th

You broke me,

yourwrite: and I’ll NEVER EVER forgive you for that, whore.
Mar 11th
anarchist: 10 Most Creative Ice Cube Trays
Mar 11th
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Mar 10th
wordboner: People Like You More When You Don’t Give A Fuck
Mar 10th
“But let me tell you something, Twitter. You may have shut us...”
— Twitter went and messed with...
Mar 10th
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Mar 10th
jonnyathan: ‘Why Does Steam Come Out of My Vagina?’
Mar 10th
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anarchist:girlongirlhaven: Think Before You Speak - Wanda Sykes “That’s So Gay” I love Wanda, she’s...
Mar 10th
sparo: Sweet mother of God, call the media! Tetris in HD! Brb, losing life. This is the best thing...
Mar 10th
mattmcinerney: Periodic Table of Typefaces. A selection of...
Mar 10th

#301

achoiceinthematter: Someone whose love makes you want to cook & bake for them all the time.
Mar 10th

I just ate an old fashioned glazed donut...

I think I now have diabetes. That or the biggest sugar high of my life. Holy crap.
Mar 10th
soupsoup: Derek Zoolander’s Guide For People Who Want To...
Mar 10th
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shutupinternet: “I gotta have me my Boats and Hoes”
Mar 10th
fimoculous: Good girl.
Mar 10th

People! Stop treating Tumblr like Yahoo...

lovepuppy: pinktart: I know I wrote against defining Tumblr etiquette just a few weeks ago, but...
Mar 10th
fatmanatee: “Former Soundgarden vocalist goes pop, badly,...
Mar 10th
carlovely: James Franco falls asleep in class. Note to...
Mar 10th
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fivebyfive: Claude Debussy - Claire De Lune This song makes me feel so peaceful.
Mar 10th

I want chips, the glorious golden ass...

Mar 10th
Me: Read this.
Charis: [a little while later] That went in one ear and out the other.
Me: That usually doesn't happen when you read something.
Mar 10th
lookbookdotnu
Mar 10th
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Mar 9th
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Mar 9th
(via littlemiss) True story.
Mar 9th
littlemiss: <3333 Yes.
Mar 9th
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Mar 9th
(via saintnate) I love the “Parents: please supervise...
Mar 9th
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Mar 9th
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tesslynch: bowlsby: I saw another post about Wilford Brimley and had to add this Diabetes, the...
Mar 9th
ffffound: on Flickr - Photo Sharing!
Mar 9th
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Mar 9th
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Mar 9th
(via invalidarguments) I’m trying so hard not to...
Mar 9th
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Mar 9th
tinyblip: OmniGlass Washplanes
Mar 9th
shutupinternet: If this thing is real, I won’t be able to...
Mar 9th
evanwalsh: (via mastodonstorm) I just spit on my poor...
Mar 9th

I knew that...

Arianna: Well, technically she's "pansexual"
Me: ...she has sex with pans? That explains everything.
Arianna: It means she doesn't care about the gender.
Mar 9th
I feel so sorry for this woman.
Mar 9th
“Today, at work, I was alone in the breakroom when I got a...”
— FML I’m laughing myself...
Mar 9th
“Today, I was working at Old Navy. A girl came up to me and...”
— FML
Mar 9th

I think I'm in love

I just stumbled upon two of the best tumblelogs ever. I’ve been known to be a spelling and...
Mar 9th

"Irregardless" is not a word.

spellingbee: -less already indicates “a lack of”, so adding ir- is redundant. I had no idea people...
Mar 9th
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Mar 9th
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Mar 9th
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fivebyfive: U2 - Magnificent
Mar 9th
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Mar 9th
Listen Listen
The Tea Party - Walking Wounded
Mar 9th
skeetonmischa: Is Suri Cruise going to start up a Gymbore...
Mar 9th
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SNL - Justin Timberlake and Jessica Biel
Mar 9th
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Mar 9th
More Jim Jefferies
Mar 9th
evanwalsh: walking wounded (via Idle Type)
Mar 9th
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Mar 8th
ffffound: Silent World by Michael Kenna
Mar 8th

I'd better charge my camera...

Because I plan on looking fabulous tomorrow!
Mar 8th
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fivebyfive: Our Lady Peace - Clumsy
Mar 8th
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iammattjordan: iiiiiiiirissa: CHONGALICIOUS michelle just showed me this, and i’m wishing she...
Mar 8th

Look what you did Slap Chop!

Crissy: You love my nuts.
Me: Kids LOVE my nuts.
Crissy: America LOVES my nuts!
Me: Jesus loves my nuts.
Crissy: Beverly loves my nuts.
Me: You got me there.
Mar 8th