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ffffound: Curro Claret - Diseñador Industrial

Mar 4th

“Beverly, sometimes I think you’re mildly retarded.”
— Jennifer

Mar 4th

hotg0ssip: (via fecklesss)

Mar 4th

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mashable: What Facebook Is For. I have no idea why this is funny, but it is. Very deadpan.

Mar 4th

I saw this car (or a model very similar) pass me today on my...

Mar 4th

yourwrite: I wish I could meet some of the people on tumblr but you all live so far away! I wish the...

Mar 3rd

“You talk more shit than a little bit.”
— School Daze (via clawsherway)

Mar 3rd

type the alphabet with your eyes closed

twothirty: kayrutledge: jootz: maryclare: abcdefghijkl;mnopqrstuvwzyz aaw. This is gonna be...

Mar 3rd

Babble babble, bitch bitch, rebel rebel,...

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Mar 3rd

billyrood: MSN Movies has a first look at the new poster...

Mar 3rd

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fivebyfive: Dave Navarro - Very Little Daylight I always knew that the secrets could hurt me I...

Mar 3rd

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Mar 3rd

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Mar 3rd

I need your advice

evanwalsh: My uncle has hired me to do some videography of his wedding in May.  My current video...

Mar 3rd

“Today, I woke up at my boyfriend’s place with...”
— FML

Mar 3rd

aja: explodingdog

Mar 3rd

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Mar 3rd

“You only live once, so why waste it worrying about things?”
— havent-got-a-prayer This is...

Mar 3rd

antikris: It must suck to be [redacted].  To to go around living your life like it’s one big...

Mar 3rd

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ohayyjess: My morning has been made. Ellen, Patrick and Pete singing in the shower. Amazing. :D ...

Mar 3rd

Typing Like This Is For Poor People.

itsforpoorpeople: I Can Dish It Out AND Take It.

Mar 2nd

6 Ways to Publish Your Own Book

Mar 2nd

geeqkaudio: One of the few pictures I’m proud of. This is...

Mar 2nd

Fuck you jazz age.

thenightdances: i am sick of writing this paper. i’ve been writing it since 11:30. :[ ...

Mar 2nd

Crissy: I can't see anything on his blog.
Me: Are you blind?
Crissy: There's nothing on there Bev.
Me: Are you using IE?
Crissy: No, I'm using my balls.
Me: Oh, that might be why.

Mar 2nd

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Dave Navarro - Rexall This song has been stuck in my head all day.

Mar 1st

Me: How was meeting Andy and Jorma?
Matt: Andy's hands are soft.
Me: LOL. Are Jormas hands soft? Does he have silky smooth hair?
Matt: Yes and yes.

Mar 1st

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evanwalsh: SLAP CHOP. “You’re gonna love my nuts.”

Mar 1st

fmylife: Today, I was at the beach with my buddy. Messing around, he swam up behind me and dunked me...

Mar 1st

Hey, stupid.

onlymichelle: Your crazy is showing.

Mar 1st

(via ragetoons) Holy shit they play that song at school!...

Mar 1st

ricochet: Canada’s getting its very first Anthropologie store. And it’s Toronto. Yay. Very yay. I...

Mar 1st

My my Gaspard, you sure have let your hair grow. I’m...

Mar 1st

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Mar 1st

yourwrite: Scratch the ability to allow Tumblr users to see how many followers they have and I...

Mar 1st

msbojangles: Annie Leibovitz

Mar 1st

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Mar 1st

“I don’t need a friend who changes when I change and who nods...”
— Plutarch (via ataraxic)

Mar 1st

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danhacker: ‘The Office’ Musical Love it. This is pure ‘Office’ fan service. This video almost...

Mar 1st

wordboner: So you’re a cunt, big deal

Mar 1st

jamesraymond: True fact #5: begging for followers is totally...

Mar 1st

Must. Stay. Off. Tumblr!

I have too much work to do, all of which is due tomorrow.

Mar 1st

colporteur: My inner-grammar grump is very pleased with this...

Mar 1st

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Mar 1st

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fivebyfive: The Strokes - You Only Live Once

Mar 1st

Game Over (via Nika Fadul)

Mar 1st

devincastro: Alice’s Illusions

Mar 1st

I took this picture on the way home from work the day after...

Mar 1st

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cwphoto: Watch me totally own this bitch. I fucking love you for this.

Mar 1st

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fivebyfive: Franz Ferdinand - Ulysses

Mar 1st

Me: So did you get hired or what?
Charis: They said they'd call me back by the end of next week.
Me: I bet you said "Deal or no deal, how about you hire me right now?"
Me: To which they replied NO DEAL.
Charis: You're a loser.
Me: I know.

Mar 1st

Mar 1st

havent-got-a-prayer: Johnny Depp, a man crush.

Mar 1st

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(via sarahmary) This is frickin’ amazing.

Mar 1st

Haters gonna hate, ballers gonna ball.

(via yourwrite)

Mar 1st

I find that when I am forced to write...

But when it comes to writing things for myself I can write many thing about many topics within an...

Mar 1st

“Today, I slept over at a friend’s house. We decided to...”
— FML

Mar 1st

A bit of a rant.

havent-got-a-prayer: You try so hard to fit the...

Mar 1st

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antikris:soupsoup:theslyestfox

Mar 1st

CLICK THIS NOW.

Mar 1st

Listen

Dave Navarro - Hungry

Feb 28th

melody808: Dave Navarro = hot guy + mustache

Feb 28th

aja: Announcing the Apple iProduct

Feb 28th

gentleman: How much do I freakin’ love this down-to-earth,...

Feb 28th

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twothirty: Kittens. Kittens. Kittens. (x 50) I can see my grandmother’s love for cats...

Feb 28th

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Feb 28th

Hotg0ssip’s VW pictures remind me of my recently sold...

Feb 28th

bigcrush: Our guide for The Frisky Our list of...

Feb 28th

Explosm.net

Feb 28th

What did you give up for lent?

failsafe: beverlyhasablog: failsafe: dignity, decency, and my last shreds of self-respect. ...

Feb 28th

“The family next to me [at the restaurant] keep bitching to...”
— Me - way to ruin a perfectly...

Feb 28th

What did you give up for lent?

failsafe: dignity, decency, and my last shreds of self-respect. That’s a new one. Also...

Feb 28th

What did you give up for lent?

oneafter909: justinesamantha: I gave up soda. Reblog with your answer. Catholicism

Feb 28th

wordboner: Wishful Thinking #2

Feb 28th

marklisanti: Xzibit vs. Carles. There can be no winner...

Feb 28th

hotg0ssip: christinahaberkern: … And the winner is,...

Feb 28th

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Feb 27th

#127

achoiceinthematter: Someone who knows what’s wrong with me, even when I don’t know something’s wrong...

Feb 27th

justinesamantha: Want.

Feb 27th

Listen

fivebyfive: Nine Inch Nails - In This Twilight

Feb 27th

#123

achoiceinthematter: Someone who loves music as much as I do.

Feb 27th

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Feb 27th

hunsonisgroovy: When In Doubt

Feb 27th

Why do people insist on reading my...

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Feb 27th

realrealsoft: what’s the female equivalent for the word...

Feb 27th

The funny thing about change is..

yourwrite: all you talk about is how much you want it but all you ever do is sit around and wait...

Feb 27th

Watch

Katt Williams - Self Esteem One of my favorites from this DVD.

Feb 27th

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Feb 27th

shutupinternet: I need to start doing more long exposure...

Feb 27th

Facebook lets users chime in re: Terms...

antikris: Terms of Use Update Today we announced new opportunities for users to play a meaningful...

Feb 26th

Fake laughter

My co-workers seem to be doing that in response to almost everything I say lately. It’s...

Feb 26th

People are really considerate these...

I was running late to work so I decided to take the back way into the office. Three quarters of the...

Feb 26th

saintnate: AHAHAHAHAHHAHA OMG, I JUST LAUGHED SO LOUD, I’M...

Feb 26th

School sucks, work sucks, thinking about...

I want to go to sleep for a week, and maybe, just maybe, everything will feel okay when I wake up.

Feb 26th

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Feb 26th

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sharpless: Here’s a quick lesson on why Eliza Dushku is awesome.

Feb 26th

sparo:

Feb 26th

crstna: Wheres the PAUSE button in life? I could seriously use one right now. It’s next to...

Feb 26th

walpaper: The Writers Block Kit is a project by...

Feb 25th

tylercoates: This new Tumblr misstep of blocking certain users from seeing notes on the Dashboard...

Feb 25th

We Who Are Your Closest Friends

We who are your closest friends feel the time has come to tell you that every Thursday we have been...

Feb 25th

GPOYW - “I feel exactly the way I look - bored”...

Feb 25th

Tumblr nazis who leave...

(via whatannoysus) Sorry, but I’m getting a little tired of hearing everyone complain about...

Feb 25th

crstna: GPOYW: I was looking through my old myspace photos...

Feb 25th

Remember: Every time a door closes, it...

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Feb 25th

What Beautiful HTML Code Looks Like

Feb 25th

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saintnate: Awesometown Intro / The Lonely Island

Feb 25th

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Feb 25th

thedailywhat: /obligatory.

Feb 25th

This took really long to create, but it was well worth it. ...

Feb 25th

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Feb 25th

9 Hardest Times Of Your Life

thoughtsonasunday: 1. Being questioned when you yourself do not understand. 2. Pretending to be...

Feb 25th

I adore her hair.

Feb 25th

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Feb 25th

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Feb 25th

yourwrite: I know your going to ask me if I missed you. I know im going to have to lie and say I...

Feb 25th

lickystickypicky: Bon Apetit!

Feb 25th

sade: I make it rain on dem ho’s

Feb 25th

bg5000: K.K. Slider in snowman form. Oh my gosh!

Feb 25th

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Feb 25th

topherchris: Know Your Tumblrs → You’re presented with a...

Feb 24th

wordboner: For the love of tumblr

Feb 24th

Jen: (asks Joan a question)
Joan: (completely ignores question) Knock knock, who's there?
Jen: ... Orange?

Feb 24th

Awkward elevator silence.

(via whatannoysus) I experience this shit every single day on my way to work.

Feb 24th

antikris: I usually think Madonna looks like an alien these...

Feb 24th

Losing a friend...

yourwrite: is quite difficult, to say the least. You lose the bond, the secrets, the stories, and...

Feb 24th

No matter who you are,

yourwrite: don’t settle for mediocrity in life. In relationships, friendships, jobs, etc. Settling...

Feb 24th

markyb: nechamaelle: Periodic Table of the Internet Any...

Feb 24th

PMS is a bitch.

Feb 24th

“I’d rather be hated for who I am, than loved for who I am...”
— Kurt Cobain (via paperflowers)

Feb 23rd

lyricalgraphics: Forget About The Rain - Trapt

Feb 23rd

“Cowards die many times before their deaths.”
— William Shakespeare (via...

Feb 23rd

iammattjordan: srsly: I need some sleep because I just...

Feb 23rd

“Dear journalists: please stop writing about Twitter. We get...”
— josh sternberg (via soupsoup)

Feb 23rd

icanread: (via outbreak)

Feb 23rd

I skipped school for this?

I’m got to work super early (I usually arrive at 2PM and I was here at 9:30AM) because we have...

Feb 23rd

Don't try and

yourwrite: act like you give a shit about me now. I know for a fact you’re just giving him all the...

Feb 23rd

Please note:

yourwrite: It is not detrimental to your livlihood that you be with someone. No one needs another...

Feb 23rd

cateo: LMFAO BAHAHAHAAH THANK YOU KELLY. I LOLED ALL OVER...

Feb 23rd

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Feb 23rd

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tmblg: Ben Stiller parodies the new and improved Joaquin Phoenix

Feb 23rd

Why do you have to be so damn hard...

yourwrite: I’m trying to help you and you refuse to hear me out. Yet another sign of you slowly...

Feb 23rd

Beyonce ruined it.

(via carolyns) I’d say Zac + Vanessa ruined it.

Feb 23rd

“In the end, it was the Sunday afternoons he couldn’t cope...”
— Douglas Adams (via...

Feb 23rd

soupsoup: I’m tired of being the funny guy.

Feb 23rd

“You look like you work in a Hasidic meth lab.”
— Natalie Portman (via kaytee)

Feb 23rd

Ben Stiller

LOL

Feb 23rd

Is it just me...

or did anyone else notice the hilarious faces Robert Pattinson made while presenting. 

Feb 23rd

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Feb 23rd

Ok Cruz, was all the spanish necessary?...

(via markyb) Thank you.

Feb 23rd

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Feb 23rd

jayrobinson: Piracy vs. Theft by Steve DeKorte: Anyone...

Feb 23rd

tomburke: Swiss Air | New First Class Suite

Feb 23rd

“If you have a gun, you can rob a bank, but if you have a...”
— Bill Maher (via jayrobinson)

Feb 23rd

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Feb 23rd

nedhepburn: theres three or four immediate actors and...

Feb 23rd

mamihlapinatapai

wordjournal: noun • a look shared by two people with each wishing that the other will initiate...

Feb 23rd

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Feb 22nd

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Feb 22nd

Sometimes I like to bake

Feb 22nd

caro: Spotted on St. Mark’s

Feb 22nd

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Feb 22nd

(via iammattjordan) Those two girls must be damn proud of...

Feb 22nd

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Feb 22nd

“twittering is for lonely losers who have no one to text...”
— Hipster Runoff Ugh,...

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Feb 22nd

“Whatever you think you can do or believe you can do, begin...”
— Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

Feb 22nd

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Feb 22nd

I found out how to view different post...

sparo: http://www.tumblr.com/show/text http://www.tumblr.com/show/photos ...

Feb 22nd

gluttonyisabliss: Blossom Cheesecake

Feb 22nd

Feb 22nd

wordboner: Bullergy

Feb 22nd

icanread: (by livingstonandporter)

Feb 22nd

This Is Why You're Fat

Feb 22nd

pica: Love is a BattleField, A Pink Merino Wool Hand Grenade...

Feb 22nd

CLICK HERE NOW! (preferably with sound on)

Feb 22nd

Douche of the Week (Feb. 14-20)

jeffcagle: loldouches: It was certainly a lively little week out there on the internets. When...

Feb 22nd

ffffound: Threadless T-Shirts - Friday, I’m In Love! by Loy...

Feb 22nd

#101

achoiceinthematter: Someone who will watch entire seasons of a show at a time with me.

Feb 21st

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Feb 21st

wordboner: Guidelines

Feb 21st

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Feb 21st

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fivebyfive: Jeff Buckley - Grace

Feb 21st

wordboner: The Times Are Changing Photo by me.

Feb 21st

retrolife: If you don’t like Pez you must be a commie!

Feb 21st

lyricalgraphics: Boats and Birds - Gregory and the Hawk

Feb 21st

hotg0ssip: (via eatsleepdraw) This is my ringtone.

Feb 21st

ffffound: desire to inspire: October 2008

Feb 21st

This made me laugh out loud, even though it’s not all...

Feb 21st

Dear Tumblr:

slackr: danhacker: clembastow: I do not give a shit that “Wine Library TV’s Gary Vay-Ner-Chuk...

Feb 21st

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supersonicelectronic: Cat Plays Dead After Being Shot by a Fake Gun

Feb 21st

(via fuckyeahpuppies) Super pup.

Feb 21st

Mom: (barges into the bathroom) Is it really 10 to 12?!
Me: ...What?!
Mom: Oh my god!
Me: What the fuck are you talking about!?
Mom: I can't believe we both slept in so long!
Me: Why is that surprising?
Mom: Isn't it Wednesday?!
Me: Are you retarded?
Mom: WHAT DAY IS IT?
Me: Saturday!
Mom: Oh...

Feb 21st

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fivebyfive: Rush - Tom Sawyer

Feb 21st

ffffound: Horrible Moment

Feb 21st

“Don’t ever tell anybody anything. If you do, you start...”
— Catcher in the Rye (via...

Feb 21st

“You do not need to leave your room. Remain sitting at your...”
— Franz Kafka (via...

Feb 21st

wreckandsalvage: Tree house (via wolfmars)

Feb 21st

davidkaneda: The Circle - A great, simple to-do system. ...

Feb 21st

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Nine Inch Nails - Beside You In Time

Feb 21st

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fivebyfive: Nirvana - Rape Me

Feb 21st

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fivebyfive: Greenskeepers - Vegabond

Feb 21st

“I can see beauty where others see ugliness. That either...”
— Anonymous 

Feb 21st

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Feb 21st

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Feb 21st

Crissy: It's my dad's starter gun. It shoots blanks.
Me: That's what she said.

Feb 21st

Me: Woo!
Crissy: That's what she said.
Me: No. "Get the hell off of me." That's what she said.

Feb 21st

livejamie: Obama Sushi

Feb 21st

Where are the stores that sell clothes...

kaytee: :( My thoughts exactly.

Feb 21st

What Was Sims Night?

tesslynch: Sims Night happens once a year by accident. Some background: I have been playing the...

Feb 21st

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Feb 20th

wordboner: Beliefs #1

Feb 20th

crstna: Smile Friday ; Bev and I I look like a douche,...

Feb 20th

christinahaberkern: I think I just found Jonah’s new...

Feb 20th

“Find out who you are and do it on purpose.”
— Dolly Parton

Feb 20th

wordboner: GPOYWF.

Feb 20th

sparo: (via collegehumor.com)

Feb 20th

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Feb 20th

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iammattjordan: This is Tom Cruise in a fatsuit listening to my mixtape. Yes.

Feb 20th

In what possible state of mind does one think “Today I think I’m going to wear my purple...

Feb 20th

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fivebyfive: Bush - Heaven Is On The Way

Feb 20th

(via sparo) I think a vein just exploded in my forehead...

Feb 20th

Don't click your mouse as you are...

(via twothirty)

Feb 20th

hotg0ssip: fmylife: Today, my 5 year old nephew showed me green martians he’d made with his new...

Feb 20th

(via szymon) I’d be afraid to drive into that tunnel,...

Feb 20th

hotg0ssip: fmylife: Today, I decided to watch some porn before bed. The lights were off and my...

Feb 20th

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Feb 20th

Beauty

yourwrite: is never going to be skin deep. No matter how well you get to know a person. Everyone has...

Feb 19th

Watch

topherchris: Joaquin Phoenix is an AMAZING actor He can personify ANYTHING within a split second,...

Feb 19th

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topherchris: Nine Inch Nails — Closer (Precursor)

Feb 19th

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Feb 19th

topherchris: I’m sorry to do this to you, but today calls...

Feb 19th

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Feb 19th

“Shit is like a soap opera.”
— Crissy, after I tried...

Feb 19th

kaytee: I need a new bookshelf. I have this bookshelf in...

Feb 19th

Night falls and where were you?

Where were you?

Feb 19th

smut-to-go: Salvador Dali

Feb 19th

ffffood: Bake It Pretty! Kitschy-cool baking goods,...

Feb 19th

GPOYW - “I don’t have a proper caption for this...

Feb 19th

crstna: GPOYW - my favourite picture. its 6 months old, but...

Feb 19th

“Nobody ever knows anyone. You will...

havent-got-a-prayer: That single line from The Rules of Attraction always scares the fuck out of me...

Feb 19th

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Feb 19th

I think the theory of recipricoty...

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Feb 19th

This is turning out to be the worst day...

It started off with a 20 minute wait for the bus in the cold. Then my streetcar DIED 3 blocks away...

Feb 18th

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Feb 18th

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Feb 18th

hotg0ssip: Red Velvet Cake Balls

Feb 18th

Listen

fivebyfive: Fever Ray - I’m Not Done

Feb 18th

Listen

fivebyfive: Fever Ray - If I Had A Heart

Feb 18th

Listen

fivebyfive: Fever Ray - When I Grow Up

Feb 18th

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Feb 18th

I'm supposed to be writing something...

But I have no idea what. So much for putting to use my new planner. My solution? Tumbl my worries...

Feb 18th

wordboner: UNEEDMEMORETHANINEEDU.

Feb 18th

(via hotg0ssip) I could see this becoming a very horrible,...

Feb 18th

So, I have an idea.. [Part Deux]

devincastro: If you have not read about our new ‘Monday’, click here. I was reading through...

Feb 18th

Role Models

Danny: Can I get a large black coffee?
Barista: A what?
Danny: Large black coffee.
Barista: Do you mean a venti?
Danny: No, I mean a large.
Barista: Venti is large.
Danny: No, venti is twenty. Large is large. In fact, tall is large and grande is Spanish for large. Venti is the only one that doesn't mean large. It's also the only one that's Italian. Congratulations, you're stupid in three languages.
Barista: A venti is a large coffee.
Danny: Really? Says who? Fellini? Do you accept lira or is it all euros now?

Feb 18th

(via havent-got-a-prayer) I’ve been saying this for...

Feb 18th

I’ve created a new set on flickr, for the...

Feb 18th

gluttonyisabliss: Red Velvet Sandwich Cookies (via...

Feb 18th

Camille Belle in GQ

frangry:

Feb 18th

wordboner: Go Out

Feb 18th

Betsy of Trainwrecks asked me to post...

tylercoates: Hi Marc, Thanks for getting back to us. Apparently, by David Karp’s admission, we...

Feb 18th

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Feb 18th

Tumblr: It's like Blogger, but with better...

Feb 18th

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Feb 17th

So loving.

Me: Mom, can you warm up some chili for me, please?
Mom: No, I'm eating all of it.

Feb 17th

(via michaelmcgee) This is cool, but I can’t stop...

Feb 17th

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Feb 17th

crstna: apparently this is something i would do. If I were...

Feb 17th

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Feb 17th

realrealsoft: Hollywood

Feb 17th

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Feb 17th

Maybe,

yourwrite: just maybe, I’m alright without you. And maybe, I’m just lying. Tailored for my...

Feb 17th

“Today, my dad told me to take my stress out by getting a...”
— FML

Feb 17th

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Feb 17th

hunsonisgroovy: iDream Customizable pillows that explore...

Feb 17th

Typing with freshly painted fingernails...

Feb 17th

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Feb 17th

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yvynyl: Wow, this new video for Fever Ray is really beautiful.  gorillavsbear.net calls it...

Feb 17th

You are so superficial.

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Feb 16th

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Feb 16th

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fivebyfive: Bush - Chemicals Between Us

Feb 16th

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Feb 16th

365notes: thirtytwo/365

Feb 16th

mayonegg: This is called a handscape, the coolest ring sets...

Feb 16th