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Listen Listen
fivebyfive: Stone Temple Pilots - Sour Girl
Feb 1st
(via msbojangles)
Feb 1st
Listen Listen
Far - Job’s Eyes
Feb 1st
“I hope the rain ruins the work you did.”
— Far, Job’s Eyes
Feb 1st
bitchville: The best advice I gave on Yahoo Answers.
Feb 1st
(via msbojangles)
Feb 1st
(via msbojangles) And don’t you forget it!
Feb 1st

When you think you forget to do...

(via whatannoysus) I do this at least once a day.
Feb 1st
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Feb 1st
“This is my impersonation of a guy from Queens who likes...”
— Zach Galifianakis
Feb 1st
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Feb 1st
carlovely: addiction Holy shit Carlovely! And I thought my...
Feb 1st

Always be open. You never know who you...

(via havent-got-a-prayer)
Feb 1st
Feb 1st
My desktop (source) (via gpoyda)
Jan 31st
“It’s like a reality show. Of my life. Only in words and...”
—  Me, in response to explaining...
Jan 31st
Jan 31st

Secret # 10

When I was younger I had the thickest head of curly hair in my family. I started believing that...
Jan 31st

Second chances don't matter. People...

(via kevin-anthony)
Jan 31st

When in doubt, write it out.

Rules to live by, believe me.
Jan 31st
Listen Listen
fivebyfive: Oni Metrorix - Moonlight Sonata Remix
Jan 31st
realrealsoft: PAE-VAEY-AYE GLEUAGH!! I used to make fun...
Jan 31st
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Jan 31st
Jan 31st
Warch Watch
lanekneedler: Terrifying suspect photo. Wouldn’t want to cross paths with him in a dark...
Jan 31st
nerdology: There are people, and I’m not going to name...
Jan 31st
kara: superakh: Sign vendetta: And here I thought racism...
Jan 31st
mashable: Awwwwwwww. To those who say rats aren’t cute, I...
Jan 31st
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Jan 31st
(via theipodguru) I fucking love these!
Jan 31st
Listen Listen
Robin Thicke - Lost Without You
Jan 31st
tephiee: Take me there, show me around? Me too, please.
Jan 31st
As of now, all other posts on Tumblr are...
Jan 31st
Listen Listen
frangry: Krispayne. That’s all that needs to be said here.
Jan 31st
(via 20something)
Jan 31st
Vintage Beverly, for no good reason.
Jan 31st
LOL. (via whoaineedyou)
Jan 31st
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Jan 31st

1.31.09

qod: What decade do you wish you lived in? ’80s
Jan 31st
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Jan 31st
“I still love the feeling I get from you. I hope you’ll...”
— Ozzy Osbourne
Jan 31st
livesophia: LOL. One of the more stranger things in life....
Jan 31st
Listen Listen
Three 6 Mafia - I’d Rather (Remix)
Jan 31st

Songs that remind you of happier times.

(via thebrightsideoflife)
Jan 31st

Stop.

havent-got-a-prayer: Stop what you are doing and take a moment to remind yourself that everything...
Jan 31st
Jan 31st

Reason #1 to date someone from tumblr:

kapi: They won’t think you are batshit insane when you try to explain tumblr to them.
Jan 31st
(via realrealsoft) I’ve been staring at this picture...
Jan 31st
yourwrite: It’s no secret that I hate laziness. Why do things half-assed when you can do something...
Jan 31st

Everyone's concern for theipodguru is...

I hope everything is alright with you (or soon to be).
Jan 31st
Jan 31st

When people get butthurt because you...

(via whatannoysus)
Jan 31st
Beverly: And now he's going to cry and blast his Paramore 'til the tears subside.
Sophia: I love you.
Jan 31st
(via lickystickypicky)
Jan 31st
Sophia: Whining into a microphone while some fat middle aged guy in a soundproof box makes your voice even slightly tolerable doesn't necessarily make you a good artist. I've sounded better whilst constipated on a toilet, FYI.
Beverly: It does when you've got a face only a mother can love, and hair as bright as a highlighter.
Sophia: Touché.
Jan 31st
(via msbojangles)
Jan 31st
Just sayin’
Jan 31st

THANK you

Sophia: Am I the only one who thinks that day walker ginger from Failamore is fug?
Beverly: You lost me at "that."
Beverly: Are you saying Paramore?
Sophia: Yes.
Beverly: And that girl?
Sophia: Yes.
Beverly: Matt is in love with?
Sophia: Yes.
Beverly: YES.
Jan 31st
“i called my kindergarden teacher a douchebag because my...”
— 20something (via realrealsoft)
Jan 31st
piratekitten: wow.
Jan 31st
Those look delicious and adorable. (via photoholic)
Jan 30th
hiiamblair: Bitches.
Jan 30th
Listen Listen
fivebyfive: copycats: “Pony” by Far originally by Ginuwine
Jan 30th
aja: ihardlyknowher.com/ajamajor Justin from Muxtape came...
Jan 30th
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Jan 30th
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Jan 30th
Listen Listen
fivebyfive: Ozzy Osbourne - Gets Me Through
Jan 30th

Five by Five

Allow me to introduce you to my subsidiary Tumblr account, which is completely dedicated to the...
Jan 30th
unalone: Once you get a Mac, you realize just how many sites develop for Mac-standard fonts, sites...
Jan 30th
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Jan 30th
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Jan 30th
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Jan 30th
Listen Listen
Angie Hart - Blue
Jan 30th

nerd ownd.

me: you know what sucks about IE...?
ashley: everything sucks about IE.
Jan 30th
Warch Watch
elspethjane: What’s better than just plain kittens? KITTENS ON A ROOMBA! This has got to be the...
Jan 30th
weheart: nostrich: Inspired by this, and this response, I...
Jan 30th
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Jan 30th
msbojangles: …my version of heaven. Ditto.
Jan 30th
slackr: High Five Fail
Jan 30th
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Jan 30th
1000lolz: If you thought your mom was embarrassing…
Jan 30th
Listen Listen
Lil Wayne ft. Babyface - Comfortable If you don’t love me somebody else will.
Jan 30th
mashable: Inevitable Entitlement of US Air Flight 1549...
Jan 30th
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Jan 30th
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Jan 30th
soupsoup: John got a lot of shit for being with Yoko....
Jan 30th

Prove that you're addicted to Tumblr:

sparo: I use a keyword for a bookmark that goes to my Tumblr dashboard. Any time I open a new tab,...
Jan 30th
“Most people don’t know who they are. That’s why they lie....”
— One Tree Hill (via...
Jan 30th
“We’re always searching for what’s wrong.”
— Far, Bury White
Jan 30th

I feel like I'm 10

It’s 9:45PM and I’m off to bed. I’m tired, okay? Don’t judge.
Jan 30th
tumblsecrets: “I censor my thought and my words even when I’m alone because I worry that someone I...
Jan 30th
(via ragetoons) Ok, as funny as this is, I’d love to...
Jan 30th
Listen Listen
theipodguru: amyyy: Ludwig van Beethoven’s “Moonlight Sonata” Instant relaxation and...
Jan 30th
This portrait of Obama was created by artist George Vlosich...
Jan 30th
noraleah: Cisco’s TelePresence system is amazing.
Jan 30th
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Jan 29th
busstopromance: iPhoto ‘09 has face recognition. This was a...
Jan 29th
(via thedailywhat)
Jan 29th
“That’s your personality. When something doesn’t work out,...”
— My Dad, when I said that I...
Jan 29th

Gentlemen.

thebrightsideoflife: Incredibly sexy.  Period.
Jan 29th

Note to self: Stop measuring yourself...

Jan 29th

Microsoft Paint Is For "Creative" Poor...

Jan 29th

Kevin Is The Poorest Jonas Brother.

Jan 29th

Sometimes I have to remind myself that...

kaytee: However, I couldn’t give it up if I tried. 
Jan 29th
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Jan 29th
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Jan 29th

Poor People Clearly Have No Sense Of...

(via itsforpoorpeople)
Jan 29th
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Jan 29th

supernumerary

wordjournal: noun • a person serving no apparent function adjective • exceeding the usual number
Jan 29th
soupsoup: Still waiting to hear from Mary’s “programmer” ...
Jan 29th
Listen Listen
Garbage - I Think I’m Paranoid
Jan 29th

When you lend something to someone and...

whatannoysus: Which causes you to run around your house searching high and low for said object. Of...
Jan 29th
Young Deer Hit by Google Maps van. Caught on...
Jan 29th
bullshit: The most effective ad campaign of all time?
Jan 29th

I should be sleeping right now.

But I had to wake up at 9:30 to wait for my friend to drop by to pick up a game and return a book....
Jan 29th
kapi: Zombie costume. You’re doing it RIGHT
Jan 29th

What I Wore: Super Simple

whatiwore: I wore this exact outfit on Christmas for my family dinner. 
Jan 29th
<samsim> I heard about this guy who broke into a lion's den at the zoo
<samsim> and got mauled
<samsim> and people were talking about how there should have been better defences put up to prevent people getting into the cage
<samsim> a friend of mine suggested setting up some kind of deterrent
<samsim> for example, putting some sort of fierce animal in the cage, which would attack anybody who climbed in
Jan 29th
Listen Listen
Chris Isaak - Wicked Game
Jan 29th

This blog is muddled, vague, specific,...

havent-got-a-prayer: You think this is bad?  You should get inside my head for a while.
Jan 29th
Warch Watch
almostmoon: How to apply makeup like the typical high school girl This had me laughing the whole...
Jan 29th

iLife '09

I want you in my pants Mac.
Jan 29th
Listen Listen
N.E.R.D - Everyone Nose (Remix) I’ve likely posted this song before, but I love it so damn...
Jan 29th
(via garysreallife) I’ve done this… :(
Jan 29th
onlymichelle: Vintage Pamela Anderson; Can you say “what the...
Jan 29th
“I’m not afraid of dying… I just don’t want to be there when...”
— Woody Allen (via markyb)
Jan 29th

i wonder...

saintnate: I wonder if people too often forget that there are real people behind these pictures...
Jan 29th
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Jan 29th
ranajune: This is the vinyl room in the White House, which...
Jan 29th
FFFFFFFFFUUUUUUU-
Jan 29th
Since yesterday was Movie Tuesday for me, I dub tomorrow to...
Jan 29th

zach galifianakis should sue joaquin...

(via saintnate)
Jan 29th
kapi: And this folks, is how it ends.
Jan 29th
livesophia: Oh Joaquin, you stunner, you.
Jan 29th
Yeaaaah
Jan 29th

I could go for a tequila sunrise right...

Jan 29th
Listen Listen
Radiohead - Paranoid Android
Jan 29th
(via theipodguru) I can’t stop laughing.
Jan 29th
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Jan 29th
I'm in love.
Jan 29th
Poser
Jan 29th
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Jan 29th
Listen Listen
Red Hot Chili Peppers - Suck My Kiss
Jan 29th
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Jan 29th

Stupid Tumblr Drama Is For Poor People.

itsforpoorpeople: See What I Did There?
Jan 28th

The Publishing World Is About To Be For...

(via itsforpoorpeople)
Jan 28th

Small talk

(via whatannoysus)
Jan 28th
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Jan 28th
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Jan 28th

I've liked 103 posts.

realrealsoft: snugglesmcfein: And I still don’t have the damn tumblr crushes. I feel like I’m...
Jan 28th
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Does my theme look okay in your browser?

sparo: frng: If okay means ugly, then yes. Okay asshat, you don’t need to be a complete dick...
Jan 28th
“You aren’t happy with your riches because you’re piss-poor...”
— T.I.
Jan 28th
GPOYW - It’s been done edition
Jan 28th
“Everything in this room is eatable. Even I’m eatable. But...”
— Willy Wonka, Charlie and the...
Jan 28th

If you can't figure out who might have...

tmblg: HA
Jan 28th

Note to self:

You do not like chicken pot pie, so stop giving it second chances!
Jan 28th
December 5 Birthday Astrology
Jan 28th
theduty: kitty dealer… YOU’RE DOING IT WRONG.
Jan 28th
(via grapedrinkseventy)
Jan 28th
More on the chin....or lack there of
Jan 28th
(via yoitsamanda)
Jan 28th
“I just came in an explosion of hatred.”
— Sophia
Jan 28th
(via ffffound)
Jan 28th
livesophia: Atheist warning label for the Bible
Jan 28th

my three favourite ways of answering the...

realrealsoft: Elgin Middlesex County Jail, you’ve reached Tina in the conjugal visit department,...
Jan 28th

Words/phrases I like:

frangry: Shit show Faggotry What not Clearly Douchebaggery
Jan 28th
“I smell poor people.”
— Scottnot
Jan 28th

People who don't proofread.

(via whatannoysus)
Jan 28th
yourwrite: Religion makes me want to slit my wrists.
Jan 28th

Reason why I hate snow

If enough becomes accumulated on the ground, the weather people say it’s too dangerous to...
Jan 28th
(via eatsleepdraw)
Jan 28th
ragetoons: That just happened.
Jan 28th
I know the economy sucks, but damn
Jan 28th
Warch Watch
livejamie: This dog seriously hates Satan, guyz. This dog is Satan.
Jan 28th
(via ozaidentity) What?
Jan 28th
Jan 28th

Brain failure

I was looking through a classmates Facebook pictures and came across a picture of her puckering her...
Jan 28th

Hitting the sack so tomorrow I'm well...

Jan 28th
yourwrite: I have more faith in music saving my soul than I will ever have in any religion. ...
Jan 28th

Reason # 2 why I shouldn't take naps

Time flies after I wake up (even though I am slow and sluggish) and I think it’s 6 PM when...
Jan 28th

Reason # 1 why I shouldn't take naps

I wake up and am either: In a lot of bodily pain (I don’t know why)  In a really bad mood ...
Jan 28th
lovepuppy: I love the Internet.
Jan 28th
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Jan 28th
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Jan 28th
ffffood: How to make a rainbow cake! That looks absolutely...
Jan 28th
slackr: Baby Needs Fail
Jan 28th

Non Society Violating Google TOS

soupsoup: One thing you definitely don’t want to do if you’re a budding web entrepreneur is get...
Jan 28th
(via isthisblood)
Jan 28th

A tumblr who unfollows you over one...

lickystickypicky: Just sayin’
Jan 28th

Question

tmblg: Who was the first person to leak the StupidInBoston nudes? All I saw was the “FUUUUUUUUUUCK”...
Jan 28th
“You’re the equivalent to the 17 year old Canadian...”
— Me, to Sophia.
Jan 28th
Listen Listen
Britney Spears - If U Seek Amy I’ll give you this Britney, this play on words is awfully...
Jan 28th

1.27.09

qod: What would be your porn name?  It’s your first pet and the street you grew up on. ie, mine...
Jan 28th

Out of the 2,139 song within my iTunes...

Jan 28th
“When life gives you lemons, just say ‘Fuck the lemons,’ and...”
— Paul Rudd’s character Chuck in...
Jan 28th

FFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUU-

Sophia: She's so fucking ugly! Why would you post that shit?
Beverly: My god, she should be illegal.
Sophia: Oof. Here's the icing on the cake. She's an active Myspace user. RAAAAAGE.
Beverly: ...I thought Myspace would have blown up by now, or something.
Jan 28th
tumblsecrets: “I feel like no one thinks I’m good enough. So I’m pushing myself to be what you want...
Jan 28th
(via galaxies)
Jan 28th
Beverly: I just read that Bible passage, and am thanking lucky stars that I'm an atheist.
Sophia: What the fuck does it even mean?
Beverly: From what I got, people should, or should not eat shit? Or dead things?
Beverly: Which in my opinion makes eating a lot more difficult.
Sophia: Touché.
Jan 28th
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Jan 28th
kara: Every single time.
Jan 28th
“Life will break you. Nobody can protect you from that, and...”
— Louise Erdrich
Jan 27th
Warch Watch
boringloser: Tumblr: The TV Show by Dave Seger Made for Movie Night. Want me to make you a video?...
Jan 27th

I don't know how I feel about this...

SAGITTARIUS - The Happy-Go-Lucky One (Nov 22 - Dec 21) Good-natured optimist. Doesn’t want to grow...
Jan 27th
“I can’t stand Angelina and all her babies. Maddox probably...”
— Chelsea Handler (via antikris)
Jan 27th
(via veadar3) I don’t know why, but this just screams...
Jan 27th
tephiee: makeyourself: tephie, this was mine. haha. haha....
Jan 27th
Murphy Laws - Graphic Design
Jan 27th
(via photoholic)
Jan 27th
I just finished watching Dirty Dancing (I believe this is my...
Jan 27th
tiffany: On all the card envelopes he uses, my brother...
Jan 27th
I dub today Movie Tuesday! Here are my options from my...
Jan 27th

a thought for now.

havent-got-a-prayer: One of my character defects is that I often look too far ahead.  I want things...
Jan 27th
Nothing like a late cup of Tim Hortons coffee to put me to sleep keep me wide awake.  Goddamnit.
Jan 27th
Jan 27th
herro: fuzzy wuzzy hitler iz unt cutezt in all zee land.
Jan 27th
(via alexandralynn) Hey Sophia, remember that lady with the...
Jan 27th

Too many sunflower seeds makes Beverly...

Jan 27th
livesophia: At least they’re honest. Technically, for that...
Jan 27th
(via jaykayohh) There are no words. At all.
Jan 27th

Tomorrow.

havent-got-a-prayer: In one of those tumblr chats, an idea was born.  Stranger Tuesday, we called...
Jan 27th
sophiniesom: (via peterberkman) This girl reminds me of a...
Jan 27th
tylercoates: mariamercedeslara: maryrambin: See...
Jan 27th
Listen Listen
Heart - Barracuda
Jan 26th
theipodguru: I like it but… I can’t get my attention...
Jan 26th
suicideblonde: Fandom Secret of the Day
Jan 26th
Listen Listen
The Crystals - Then He Kissed Me This song makes me want to sing into a hairbrush and dance around...
Jan 26th
Citi Financial uses $50M bailout money to...
Jan 26th

Currently listening to My Humps...

I swear I never downloaded this song. WHERE DID IT COME FROM?!
Jan 26th
yourwrite: I’m very much trying to not let you and her get to me. I’M TRYING VERY HARD. But, when...
Jan 26th
sparo: Hey Beverly, if you don’t want those icons on your...
Jan 26th
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Jan 26th
(via diamonds-n-rubies) Oh yeah? Well my beard is a polar...
Jan 26th

I'd love to know where Evan Walsh gets...

:)
Jan 26th
(via ronniebruce) I’ve taken this streetcar...
Jan 26th

Momentary Relief

It just hit me that for the next 6 days I am free. Utterly free from any sort of worries that...
Jan 26th
shutupinternet: iPhone USB drives. You can buy your own...
Jan 26th
Warch Watch
havent-got-a-prayer: I’ve posted this before, but it’s too beautiful not to post again.  Hope this...
Jan 26th
Guess who I just met at work.
Jan 26th
Pope welcomes Facebook, but cautions.
Jan 26th

Fish Sticks Are For Poor People.

(via itsforpoorpeople)
Jan 26th

I wonder how my blog looks on school...

sparo: On my home computer, it uses Lucida Grande as the main font; but my school only has the...
Jan 26th
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Jan 26th
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Jan 26th
Listen Listen
I just received an email from a friend with this attached voicemail message.  The story is this: a...
Jan 26th

What the...?

There’s a BMW in my driveway. When did we acquire such a gorgeous vehicle?
Jan 26th
Warch Watch
jingc: Oren Lavie - Her Morning Elegance. The scene where she swims through the ocean is beautifully...
Jan 26th

I'm screwed

I haven’t studied at all for my exam. On the other hand, I do have an amazing looking...
Jan 26th
havent-got-a-prayer: jaykayohh: I didn’t understand...
Jan 25th
theduty: Smiling. YOU’RE DOING IT WRONG. So very wrong....
Jan 25th
Listen Listen
Genesis - Mama
Jan 25th
tumblsecrets: “I love giving little kids mean looks in stores.” I’ll admit, I do this from...
Jan 25th

Fuck jealousy, it's time to work for...

(via aodouls) Here here!
Jan 25th
mashable: Email Cake “Can you guess what happened?...
Jan 25th
evanwalsh: (via allthingsgif) This man (I momentarily...
Jan 25th
(via lickystickypicky)
Jan 25th
50 Websites You'll Wonder How You Lived...
Jan 25th
Listen Listen
Get Low - Lil Jon & The Eastside Boyz Frangry & AntiKris have inspired me to post a sexual...
Jan 25th
(via ffffound) I love this on so many levels.
Jan 25th

elemeno

wordjournal: noun • a nonexistent letter of the alphabet which some children think comes between...
Jan 25th
Warch Watch
Obama doing “Single Ladies”. The dancing is the best part, IMO.
Jan 25th
“People often say that motivation doesn’t last. Well, neither...”
— Zig Ziglar
Jan 25th
livejamie: Bitches don’t know about my Popsicle. (I’m...
Jan 25th
antikris: Can I just say that the old lady who throws the necklace into the ocean is a HUGE cunt....
Jan 25th
I’d love to live in a house like this.
Jan 25th
(via soupsoup)
Jan 25th
rogier: Check out this furniture collection for the geek...
Jan 25th
Warch Watch
Behold, the best condom commercial in the world.
Jan 25th

“Drugs, alcohol, doves and bats”

That explains everything!
Jan 25th

Things that boggle my mind, even to this...

How is it that Ozzy Osbourne is completely intelligible when he sings, but the second you take the...
Jan 25th
whoaineedyou: I know a lot of you are sick of seeing...
Jan 25th
R. Kelly's Trapped in the Closet: Chapters...
Jan 25th

I have an exam tomorrow

and I haven’t studied one bit of my notes. Shit.
Jan 25th
“Living is easy with eyes closed, misunderstanding all you...”
— The Beatles, Strawberry Fields...
Jan 25th
This is one of the DVDs I bought today, Adventures In...
Jan 25th
Listen Listen
sparklingpants: Warning Sign —Coldplay The song that made me realize that I do like Coldplay...
Jan 25th

Maybe I am spoiled...

kaytee: Whenever something is mine, I want it to be all mine. Call me spoiled but…...
Jan 25th

Secret # 9

I’ve never in my 17 years of living ever had the opportunity to eat a s’more. They sure...
Jan 25th
(via kari-shma)
Jan 25th

Truth be told, I miss you. (And truth...

(via havent-got-a-prayer)
Jan 25th
hellovagina: nonononono NO
Jan 25th

1.24.09

qod: Whats your cell ringtone? “Everyday I’m Hustling” by Rick Ross. Yeah…
Jan 25th
http://www.tumblr.com/show/audio
Jan 25th

No matter what I do

I always seem to go back to the same tumblr theme. It must be “the one”.
Jan 24th
jingc: I like things magazine’s comment on these pictures...
Jan 24th
theipodguru: havent-got-a-prayer: Ellen Page, another...
Jan 24th

My back hurts like a bitch

I really should stop cracking it.
Jan 24th
Listen Listen
Franz Ferdinand - Walk Away Why don’t you walk away? No buildings will fall down Why...
Jan 24th
One of the editors at work drew this picture of our boss for...
Jan 24th
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Jan 24th
carlovely: second easiest way in my pants: give me lots of...
Jan 24th
(via theipodguru)
Jan 24th

I want a chocolate chip muffin and a...

Correction: I need them.
Jan 23rd