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My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2008-8-31)

Sep 1st

As much as I'd love to sit and listen to...

I’d much rather be here on my beloved Tumblr. But, I have other work to do involving Best Buy...

Aug 31st

Tony: Hey Beverly.
Beverly: Hey.
Tony's (somewhat) cute friend: Hey Beverly!
Beverly: HAHAHA
Awkwarddddd.

Aug 30th

So I'm in the country...

and the second I got here I was promptly molested my a kitten and took almost 50 pictures of her in...

Aug 30th

Explosm.net

Aug 30th

xyzprincess: holeysoley: stare-at-walls: (via justlia)...

Aug 30th

aja: found through preachasonblr

Aug 30th

...

thenightdances: I feel a little less complete since I haven’t been watching as many indie movies and...

Aug 30th

What

thenightdances: did I say to lose followers? Arg fuck these kids. It’s unfollow Fridays,...

Aug 30th

10 Things We All Must Figure Out for...

thresca: Love – There is no official guide for falling in love, falling out of love, or dealing...

Aug 30th

getupgetout: Wisdom cries out? (via Andrew McConnochie)

Aug 30th

I made spaghetti sauce and it smells...

I didn’t use any wine…

Aug 30th

commentary: This.. is underwear. That is a headband.

Aug 30th

wreckandsalvage: David Shrigley rules! (via apricotX)

Aug 30th

aja: Full Frontal Freelance Some small changes to the...

Aug 29th

msbojangles: bebelestrange: sunlit skies

Aug 29th

Yay for creepy Twitter followers!

@beverlyislike Hi Just started to follow. Everyone gone for the weekend! Umm….?

Aug 29th

Dear OpenLetters: Where the hell did you go?! Without you I feel as though I’ve misplaced a...

Aug 29th

My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2008-8-24)

Aug 29th

Mmm I like! His face makes up for the fact that he has...

Aug 29th

"Midnight Sun" On Hold Indefinitely

ericstriffler: I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but I LOVE to bear news as soon as I can! So...

Aug 29th

“… and his voice was really deep, like, ‘Ima eat Barry White’...”
— beverlyhasablog (via...

Aug 29th

Tumblr please stop being a dick and...

Aug 29th

“I’ve had that style before, but not as nice...”
— beverlyhasablog

Aug 29th

Today is my moms birthday!

…and I forgot to say Happy Birthday. Also, I don’t have shit-all to give her. I’m...

Aug 29th

tylercoates: Vote Puggle. He has my vote!

Aug 29th

(via aja)

Aug 29th

Did I fuck your mom last night?

Aug 29th

Left: John McCain’s new Vice Presidential running...

Aug 29th

1000lolz: via i291.photobucket.com

Aug 29th

Watch

My beard IS a polar bear!

Aug 29th

tylercoates: Secretary of the Treasury: MANATEE! Rawrrr,...

Aug 29th

I seem to be getting back into SOAD.

sparo: beverlyhasablog: Interesting. DON’T DO IT. WILLLLSSSSOOOOOOOON, NOOOOOOOOOOOOO. LOL. Do...

Aug 29th

(via singlescoop) Oof, look at that hair!

Aug 29th

I seem to be getting back into SOAD.

Interesting.

Aug 29th

hrrrthrrr: New York based, Ian Wright has created this...

Aug 29th

World's Geekiest Weddings

Aug 29th

Fuck You, I'm An Anteater!

Aug 29th

Watch

Billy Connolly - Masturbation (via Climbatize) Fucking hilarious!

Aug 29th

Watch

soupsoup: tylercoates: If this puggle ran for president, I’m certain he would choose this Scottish...

Aug 29th

brianvan: The all-new Please Follow Me Fridays! I like that...

Aug 29th

(via rulesformyunbornson) This made me laugh so hard!

Aug 29th

I seem to be going a little blog crazy this morning. I think I’ll take a little break and give...

Aug 29th

marklisanti: Sadly, the simple, gumdrop-like creatures...

Aug 29th

The Publics

Aug 29th

It’s your friendly neighborhood pedophile! ...

Aug 29th

I want YOU!

Aug 29th

Mmm mm!

Aug 29th

vasta: Fantastic little observation by Molly Lambert: ...

Aug 29th

Watch

President Obama

Aug 29th

Watching back to back Beverly Hills...

I don’t know which is scarier, if life were way it was on the show, or real life today.

Aug 29th

My 4-Year-Old Looks Like Obama

Aug 29th

Jason Priestley, making girls wish they were Kelly Taylor...

Aug 29th

stickers: vanDALIsm (via Dr Case) Paste-up, Pure Evil,...

Aug 29th

slackr: FAIL Condom

Aug 29th

szymon: Andy Warhol revisited: Banksy Barely Legal exhibit...

Aug 28th

soupsoup: frangry: fdashjfbjkbfmsdslabfndlaskbIWANT ...

Aug 28th

Net Mob Search For iPhone Girl's Identity

Aug 28th

“You know the quick-drop they have at Blockbuster? I like to...”
— Galifianakis This man is so...

Aug 28th

photoholic: Salacious Stairs - Dwell Blog - dwell.com Oh my...

Aug 28th

Watch

Best. Commercial. EVERRR!

Aug 28th

Watch

confidential: One of the best videos I’ve seen in a long time. By the end, I was crying from...

Aug 28th

theipodguru: (via aja via allisonweiss)

Aug 28th

“Do you KNOW how much I need to use my translator and I...”
— beverlyhasablog. I’m...

Aug 28th

livesophia: So apparently we don’t have a temperature. Whoa...

Aug 28th

“Talking with someone who’s as enthused as I am to get off...”
— Twitter / Merlin Mann (I hate...

Aug 28th

1000lolz: Lil Derrick’s Pimps and Hos 4th Birthday Well...

Aug 28th

slackr: mazy: “go to work, send your kids to school ...

Aug 28th

One of the better photos of Michael Phelps (most likely...

Aug 28th

cvxn: pica: There is a Mexican slang term for that...

Aug 28th

Hey Sophia & Charis! I didn’t know you two moved...

Aug 28th

Limewire never fails to amaze me.

Aug 28th

Fluctuations

Waitress: What would you like to drink?
John Caparulo: Can I have a Coke?
Waitress: Oh, is Pepsi okay?
John Caparulo: Is Monopoly money okay?

Aug 28th

“An escalator can never break: it can only become stairs. You...”
— Mitch Hedberg

Aug 28th

A certain Tumblette needs to stop...

Aug 28th

ricochet: ffffound: laceandflora: hallelujah, i have come...

Aug 28th

158. The best thing to do in the rain is...

(via rulesformyunbornson)

Aug 28th

“The problem with people who have no vices is that generally...”
— Elizabeth Taylor (via...

Aug 28th

I’ll be sure to stop by the nearest Hookers ‘R...

Aug 28th

cvxn: (via jayrobinson) Gentlemen of Tumblr, I believe...

Aug 28th

Watch

(via acidsaveyoursoul) I love Phil and Shay!

Aug 28th

“Never trust a bearded man with flip flops”
— God

Aug 28th

1000lolz: hoeken: via i37.tinypic.com

Aug 28th

carlovely: (via: optimistclub:suyhnc)

Aug 28th

“You know how some people have gay-dar? I have fat-dar. I can...”
— Galifianakis

Aug 28th

HAHAH I was right!

Aug 28th

Watch

-kristen: Dear Heidi, It’s been DONE. xoxo Kristen This video makes me feel wildly...

Aug 28th

“There are six billion people in this world and sometimes,...”
— (via heidelweiss) (via...

Aug 28th

PostSecret

Aug 28th

“Nothing flatters an elephant like a zebra.”
— LiveSophia

Aug 28th

stare-at-walls: I have to remind myself daily of this, I...

Aug 28th

“When the clock strikes midnight, Noahkai strikes Tumblr”
— beverlyhasablog

Aug 28th

Listen

Bjork - It’s Oh So Quiet Currently listening to this, wanting to break it down, but lacking...

Aug 28th

danhacker: skeetonmischa: alextypical: The plot...

Aug 28th

Muxtape

Is it a waste to leave the link to my Muxtape on my page? Because chances are, as much as this pains...

Aug 28th

soupsoup: singlescoop:

Aug 28th

“I failed kindergarten because I couldn’t spell my last...”
— Galifianakis

Aug 28th

My house smells like burning paper thanks to Wreak This Journal. It’s all in good sport,...

Aug 28th

I have to get this off my chest.

I hate when certain individuals blog extensively about their love life (or lack-thereof) and then...

Aug 28th

Gotta Love Booth

Brennan: The guitar string could definitely be the murder weapon.
Booth: Because it cut the cheese?

Aug 28th

I've gone a little Barak crazy today.

Aug 28th

whoaineedyou: furrowedbrow: soupsoup: ...

Aug 28th

msbojangles: suicideblonde: Kirsten Stewart photographed...

Aug 28th

noahkai: theduty: thisisnthappiness: Before and After...

Aug 28th

carlovely: ahem… (via www.swiss-miss.com)

Aug 27th

My dad is awkward sometimes...

livesophia: Awhile back, I was having a two hour conversation on the phone with Bev’s dad, and out...

Aug 27th

Gratuitous Self Portrait Wednesday, I thought I’d give...

Aug 27th

commacommachameleon: nickmcglynn: baitandswitch: ...

Aug 27th

Watch

singlescoop: HERO OF THE DAY! This amazing lady runs a no-kill, no-cage kitty and doggy sanctuary...

Aug 27th

Seventeen magazine promises to give me...

I doubt they anticipated me picking this up a week before school starts… I best get on that...

Aug 27th

From a friend on people who start those...

antikris: whoever they are, all of those anonymous cowardly snarky tumblrs need to die. who do they...

Aug 27th

1000lolz: hoeken: Best Week Ever » Blog...

Aug 27th

Wreak This Journal

Aug 27th

Wreck This Perfectionism

Yesterday I got my hands on a copy of Wreck This Journal and let me tell you, I am in love....

Aug 27th

jayrobinson: After playing around with Flickr for the...

Aug 27th

The origin story of "Welcome to the Jungle"...

Aug 27th

sooshi: via kingdomofstyle

Aug 27th

I find it fitting that someone as ugly as this grew up in a...

Aug 27th

whoaineedyou: noahkai: ohmygodimonfire: theduty: …mmm...

Aug 27th

“A woman voting for John McCain would be like a chicken...”
— President of Planned...

Aug 27th

“I want to own the car that tried to kill Shia Labeouf.”
— 10 Most Shameless Product...

Aug 27th

livesophia: Mmm. Mama like. Can I has a bite?

Aug 27th

“I gots to put it in the back hole! All I remember is that...”
— Dean, Jason and Todd of The...

Aug 27th

Matthew McConaughey's Dad died during sex.

Aug 27th

Explosm.net

Aug 27th

Note to self.

Tag all these maw’fuckin’ entries, yo. D;

Aug 27th

Those shoes are a joke, right?!?!

frangry: They must be, she seems amused.

Aug 27th

Going to bed lonely is physiologically bad...

Aug 27th

That last post is now invalid.

But I’ll keep it up ‘cause it makes me laugh.

Aug 27th

My page looks like a horse vagina....

I’m trying to fix it.

Aug 27th

Is the internet fucking awesome?

Aug 27th

“I do not fear my enemies, for I know who they are. I fear my...”
— Ferdinand Marcos, 10th...

Aug 27th

Ravishing!

Left: Pamela Anderson. Right: TBD.

Aug 26th

Dear God Say It Ain't So!

Beverly: Where's my mom!?
Sophia: Where's my boyfriend!?
Beverly: Not with my mom I hope.
Sophia: HAHAHA
Beverly: She's not answering her cell. She MUST be with him!
Sophia: He's not picking up HIS CELL.
Beverly: OH MY GOD
Sophia: OMG HAHAHA

Aug 26th

carlovely: my baby Your icons are HUGE! Über cute though.

Aug 26th

soupsoup: luxuriousvulgarity:ffffound: Sara Huston: Art +...

Aug 26th

Is there anyone out there...

thillythenny: alohanico: blakeley: who actually likes the new tumblr design? Not I. Yes!  I...

Aug 26th

noahkai: danhacker: peterwknox: ...

Aug 26th

Shopping!

So today I’m going to go downtown with my mother and rape Forever 21. Yes, that’s right....

Aug 26th

Are You a Paranoid Schizophrenic?

Aug 26th

velvetrobots: Writers prefer lies to the truth. Good writers do not know the difference.

Aug 26th

“Falling in love during a dream makes waking up the worst...”
— Lee Dale (via vasta)

Aug 26th

Overheard in NY

frangry: Man [on phone]; You’re knocked up?!? Man: [long pause] Man: Should I say congratulations...

Aug 26th

paperbackgirl: edatrix: need this?  it’s from this etsy...

Aug 26th

Say It Ain't So!

I think I’m gonna head to sleep early tonight. Shocking, I know. But I’ve been going to...

Aug 26th

Tumblr girls love Ed Westwick.

Aug 26th

onemoretimewithfeeling: whateverlolawants: Chuck Bass is...

Aug 26th

Watch

noahkai: onlaine: “Mamma, Mamma, Mamma” FAIL. HAHAHAHA that was epic fail.

Aug 26th

noahkai: craytonc: applewagon: FFFFOUND! Hell,...

Aug 26th

Aug 18-25th Top 10

September - Cry For You Auf der Maur - Real A Lie Auf der Maur - I Need I Want I Will A Plus D -...

Aug 26th

!!!

Holy SHIT. Just an update from my last post. Whatever that shit was, it tastes like cherry rubbing...

Aug 26th

I just read the label and it took all the fun out of...

Aug 26th

Listen

Don’t Speak - No Doubt D;

Aug 26th

“Sexiness undetermined as of yet.”
— beverlyhasablog, on stalking.

Aug 26th

“who shit in your kelloggs?”
— beverlyhasablog (via...

Aug 26th

“My parents thought they were being Punk’d. Which was a big...”
— Margaret Cho on her new show,...

Aug 26th

Defeats The Purpose

beverly says: i forgot i had salad
beverly says: right in front of me
beverly says: LOL
cнαяis says: how do you forget that
cнαяis says: wait I would
cнαяis says: cause it's healthy
cнαяis says: LOL
beverly says: no cause it was hidden behind
beverly says: my supersized diet coke
beverly says: LOL
cнαяis says: LMFAO

Aug 26th

who-gives-a-fuck: frangry: Um, no. You’re a midget, you...

Aug 26th

velvetrobots: therandomnessofyes: crowned:hydrogen:...

Aug 25th

Watch

acidsaveyoursoul: Demi Lovato: Owned! LOLLLL This brings the LOLS

Aug 25th

I know these are old but I just found them while I was...

Aug 25th

My smile is still messed up from the Bells. :[ Hey, at...

Aug 25th

thenightdances: suicideblonde: craytonc: florencio: ...

Aug 25th

Watch

THE HILLS - Sneak Preview I hate Lisa Nova, but I thought this parody was quite funny. (via...

Aug 25th

Cuss

Aug 25th

Listen

Electric Feel (Justice Remix) - MGMT

Aug 25th

antikris: superdoofus-stratodrive: (via eatsleepdraw)

Aug 25th

(via 1000lolz) Ahhnomnom!!

Aug 25th

New York Prostitute With One Leg Dies...

New York police said Friday a prostitute with only one leg was murdered in Brooklyn after a client...

Aug 25th

Stop toying with my heart Tumblr.

Aug 25th

I hate sleeping...

because some days I have bad dreams. Last night was my lucky night! I won’t go much into...

Aug 25th

soupsoup: jessicat: Heidi Montag. AHAHAHAHHAHAHA LOL Is...

Aug 25th

livesophia: I feel somewhat sorry for all my followers that go through our threesome of Tumblr...

Aug 25th

Maybe English Isn't So Easy

onemoretimewithfeeling: I take it you already know, Of tough and bough and cough and dough. Others...

Aug 25th

G'nite Tumblr

It’s been fun, but I’m tired and my back hurts. This is when I wish I had a man to...

Aug 25th

Listen

noahkai: Moby - South Side I love this song, for some odd reason… oh my god!!!! I’ve...

Aug 25th

Beverly: Stairporn!?
Sophia: Hey, I've heard of stranger fetishes.
Beverly: ...I haven't. LOL
Matt: For people doing it on stairs...?
Beverly: Sounds painful.
Sophia: I do believe that's on the '30 Places to do it Before You're 30.'
Matt: Well we already know my answer to that list...
Beverly: ... LOL I'm still unsure if I should try that one or not...

Aug 25th

Beverly: Stairporn!?
Sophia: Hey, I've heard of stranger fetishes.
Beverly: ...I haven't. LOL
Matt: For people doing it on stairs...?
Beverly: Sounds painful.

Aug 25th

Beverly: Stairporn!?
Sophia: Hey, I've heard of stranger fetishes.
Beverly: ...I haven't. LOL

Aug 25th

I hate my school.

noahkai: I do not hate my university to a degree but there are two things that are pissing me off...

Aug 25th

You're standing on my neck.

Aug 25th

“Why can we remember the tiniest detail that has happened to...”
— François de la Rochefoucauld ...

Aug 25th

I feel like a pedophile when I listen to...

:c

Aug 25th

“That picture freaked out my boobs. The second I saw it I...”
— Beverlyhasablog on this

Aug 25th

Horrible (Women) Drivers

Aug 25th

Spider

Aug 25th

A Little Bit Of Youtube Sunshine

Aug 25th

——-Email Message——- A friend of...

Aug 25th

(via PostSecret)

Aug 25th

derbygirl: Manifest Hope

Aug 25th

Watch

Thanks to msbojangles for reminding me to watch one of the funniest (and hottest) men alive.

Aug 25th

Listen

I Will Possess Your Heart - Death Cab For Cutie I’m not much of a Death Cab fan, so this song...

Aug 25th

Tropic Thunder - Worst Movie Ever

Aug 25th

TypeRacer

Aug 25th

Don't Click it

Aug 24th

noahkai: mocrlbmut: gkojaxlabo: gkojax: ...

Aug 24th

“Most fashion photography is done by gay people finding women...”
— Juergen Teller from this...

Aug 24th

What, are you digging for gold Madonna? This brings a whole...

Aug 24th

velvetrobots: livesophia: velvetrobots: livesophia: Dear velvetrobots, If I’m such a...

Aug 24th

These will rot my teeth. And I don’t care.

Aug 24th

livesophia: velvetrobots: livesophia: Where’s dear old noahkai when I need him? His excessive...

Aug 24th

The Fly

I’m currently partaking in a fencing match with that huge fly I told you guys about earlier. I...

Aug 24th

Sophia is my mischievous little rascal. >;]

Aug 24th

I'm think I'm paranoid

I’m so deathly afriad that the next time I take a sip of my Diet Coke there won’t just...

Aug 24th

Watch

thenightdances: culturite: BREAKIN’ & POPPIN’: …with Carlton Banks. Holla! [ via...

Aug 24th

Before I Die

Aug 23rd

These boots are made for walking. $29.99 (American) at...

Aug 23rd

So I’m happy to say I only lost 1 follower last night. Whatever, they couldn’t handle...

Aug 23rd

Watch

commacommachameleon: Katt Williams Talking Shit About Michael Jackson (via W831SNIPER) Less is...

Aug 23rd

Apology

I’d like to (but am afraid to) post a public apology for my followers and whoever else might...

Aug 23rd

noahkai: livesophia: I have to be up in… 45 minutes. GOODNIGHT TUMBLR. <3 night. and I bet we...

Aug 23rd

o_O I kid, I kid! Calm down XD

Aug 23rd

noahkai: beverlyhasablog: livesophia: Tumblr is the new MSN. I feel sorry for my other...

Aug 23rd

livesophia: Tumblr is the new MSN. I feel sorry for my other followers. Tomorrow i’ll be left...

Aug 23rd

noahkai: livesophia: noahkai: beverlyhasablog: noahkai: beverlyhasablog: I’ve randomly...

Aug 23rd

noahkai: beverlyhasablog: noahkai: beverlyhasablog: I’ve randomly been searching time zones on...

Aug 23rd

velvetrobots: beverlyhasablog: I’ve randomly been searching time zones on Google. Care to tell me...

Aug 23rd

noahkai: beverlyhasablog: I’ve randomly been searching time zones on Google. Care to tell me what...

Aug 23rd

I’ve randomly been searching time zones on Google. Care to tell me what country you live in so...

Aug 23rd

Sophia: Uh oh, noahkai's on. LOL.
Sophia: It makes my day.
Beverly: Honestly, when noahkai comes online, my day becomes exciting again.

Aug 23rd

“Why is there so much month left at the end of the money?”
— John Barrymore (via...

Aug 23rd

livesophia: Beverly & I have a fan base. And his name is noahkai. And quite possibly...

Aug 23rd

“It’s like fending off a bee, if you don’t reply,...”
— Beverlyhasablog, on getting...

Aug 23rd

I’m being harassed by a very high old friend from elementary school. Help.

Aug 23rd

“Sometimes in order to better ourselves, we must let go of...”
— Cory Williams (via...

Aug 23rd

Beverly: I honestly feel that in the past two days or so, we've bonded like we never have in the past 9 million years of knowing each other.
Sophia: I think this is the part where we slowly, yet seductively, begin to take each other's close off and engage in intense love making by a well lit fireplace.
Matt: You two are...I can't find a word for this. But at least you make me laugh.
LOL we try.

Aug 23rd

Watch

noahkai: three50eight: Watch what happens when a leopard kills a baboon and then realizes that...

Aug 23rd

I make the mistake of watching 1 Miley Cyrus video and...

Aug 23rd

“Sometimes in order to better ourselves, we must let go of...”
— Cory Williams

Aug 23rd

1 step forward, 2 steps back.

Well today being Unfollow Friday I decided to take part and weed through my list of 99 followers. I...

Aug 23rd

jackieheartsb: beverlyhasablog: 1000lolz: Green...

Aug 23rd

So just a while ago I finished Photoshopping 9 bazillion copies of Sophia’s newest picture....

Aug 23rd

(via paperbackgirl) I hope that was a horrible book because...

Aug 22nd

148. Don't let the ice cream truck get...

(via rulesformyunbornson) This has happened many a sad times. :[

Aug 22nd

Watch

kevintwohy: I know this has made the rounds a hundred times, but seriously try and not...

Aug 22nd

Word of the Day

Somnambulism - a sleep disorder where the sufferer engages in activities that are normally...

Aug 22nd

ricochet: stop feeding my boyfriend cookies! jfoiwj%tr2jr#t...

Aug 22nd

msbojangles: sampler: voristrip:  ru_glamour: Angelina...

Aug 22nd

Beverly Wellington: The Facts

livesophia: If Beverly Wellington has five dollars, and you have five dollars, Beverly...

Aug 22nd

Relization

thenightdances: I have realized that I am too nice. I hold back things because I don’t want to be...

Aug 22nd

Fox News: Michael Phelps fails drug test

Aug 22nd

Sex and the Olympics

Aug 22nd

Beverly: I honestly feel that in the past two days or so, we've bonded like we never have in the past 9 million years of knowing each other.
Sophia: I think this is the part where we slowly, yet seductively, begin to take each other's close off and engage in intense love making by a well lit fireplace.

Aug 22nd

“I think this is the part where we slowly, yet seductively,...”
— LiveSophia

Aug 22nd

Food Depravation Never Tasted So Good

Beverlyhasablog: OMG
Beverlyhasablog: ORGASM
Beverlyhasablog: IN
Beverlyhasablog: MY MOUTH
LiveSophia: @ my period?
LiveSophia: yeesh
LiveSophia: thats a strange fetish
LiveSophia: LOL
Beverlyhasablog: I never in my whole lifetime thought McCain frozen dick-thin fries would ever taste so amazing :|
Beverlyhasablog: LOL wtf

Aug 22nd

This Is Very Touching

Aug 22nd

Thought for the Day

antikris: Some people are like Slinkies… They’re really good for nothing, but they still bring a...

Aug 22nd

Listen

Strawberry Fields Forever - The Beatles

Aug 22nd

This is absolutely the sweetest thing I’ve seen in...

Aug 22nd

commacommachameleon: align: stare-at-walls: mysunshine: “I hope that someday, somebody wants...

Aug 22nd

A Congratulations Is In Order!

To Gwen Stefani who gave birth to a baby boy today. Guess what she named him. Well, you probably...

Aug 22nd

“i wish you knew that i’m not the one for you you’re not...”
—  The Like (Release Me) (via...

Aug 22nd

It's that time of year!

In 2 weeks time it’ll be back to school for Beverly. (As much as I hate to admit it) I’m...

Aug 22nd

(via acidsaveyoursoul) HAHAHAHAHA

Aug 22nd

pocketnovel: frangry: stephenfalk: Google is trying to...

Aug 22nd

This brings the LOLs! (via Perez)

Aug 21st

“I was always shit in mathematics, I was never, ever good....”
— Billy Connolly on Algebra

Aug 21st

Listen

Asshole - Dennis Leary This song is pretty damn funny, I think a lot of people have done some of...

Aug 21st

The Olympics Committee Is FINALLY Doing...

Aug 21st

“I don’t do drugs. I am drugs.”
— Salvador Dali (via...

Aug 21st

25 Historical Events (As Depicted by 5 Year Olds)

Aug 21st

Imagine waking up and seeing this outside your window....

Aug 21st

sadface

noahkai: livesophia: beverlyhasablog: -I can’t tell anyone anything that upsets me because...

Aug 21st

“My God,” he gasped, “you’re fun to kiss.”
— Tender is the Night, my...

Aug 21st

Listen

rulesformyunbornson: REQUIRED LISTENING: Monkees

Aug 21st

I'm Sorry...

farfaraway: Instead of making another tumblr that I get tired of in a week that nobody has any...

Aug 21st

Awesome Center Redux

Aug 21st

“I’d be right fucking pissed if my dad tattooed my name...”
— Yours truly.

Aug 21st

“WHAT?! WHERE!? WHO’S IRISH??”
— beverlyhasablog (via...

Aug 21st

Mrs. Di Marie

Sophia: "Laura is now friends with Michael Di Martino."
Sophia: Did you and Luca have a love child?
Arianna: What? EW NO WTH SOPHIA. FUCK NO.
Arianna: I don't WANT to have Luca's baby.
Sophia: That would be one helluva pregnancy.
Arianna: It was rape, if that ever happens. And I was under the influence of heavy narcotics.
Sophia: Touché.
She's in denial. It was the drugs.

Aug 21st

“WHAT?! WHERE!? WHO’S IRISH??”
— beverlyhasablog (via...

Aug 21st

I find it funny that David Beckham has a tattoo of his songs...

Aug 21st

sadface

-I can’t tell anyone anything that upsets me because they’ll get pissed off and ignore/be...

Aug 21st

“It’s like telling someone with a wooden leg, ‘I...”
— Yours truly.

Aug 21st

sadface

Join fight club. Just don’t talk about it. Sorry if I sound noob or anything, but what’s...

Aug 21st

sadface

Let me summarize how shitty I’m feeling right now by taking bits and pieces from a...

Aug 21st

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ricochet: they put some salad in there I can’t stop watching these Ahh! I was watching this on...

Aug 21st

Muxtape Might Not Be Lost To Us Yet!

Aug 21st

“I ended up taking a dump in the middle of the street.”
— Cory Williams

Aug 21st

Straight Up G... Granny That Is!

Aug 21st

Watch

Approaching Women. This is a good go-to-guide for men.

Aug 20th

While playing fuck, marry, or kill.

Beverly: Why would you marry Robert Pattison?!
Charis: 'Cause he's playing Edward Cullen... LOL
Beverly: But have you not seen him OUTSIDE that role?!
Charis: Yeah...
Beverly: Wow... you're very kind.

Aug 20th

Dear Adobe:

Aug 20th

hahha

maygen: thefunnyone: malty: click It’s pretty much safe to say that I just died of...

Aug 20th

sadface

Beverly: If you wanted me to notice you were alive you should've blogged.
Charis: That's honestly so sad.
Beverly: >_> I know.

Aug 20th

Oversharing is Overcaring

markyb: We have all been enjoying the openness and transparency that the Web 2.0 world allows us....

Aug 20th

thenightdances: beverlyhasablog: I hate the fact that I’m ineligible to participate in the pure...

Aug 20th

My internet connection is lagging more than the world’s friggin’ economy!

Aug 20th

Listen

Claire de Lune - Claude Debussy A truly captivating and beautiful piece.

Aug 20th

Got the idea and inspiration to create this lovely piece...

Aug 20th

I hate the fact that I’m ineligible to participate in the pure bliss that is back-to-school...

Aug 20th

velvetrobots: It amuses me that it takes just a few words to show the faults of Catholicism, but...

Aug 20th

“Alice came to the fork in the road. “Which road do I take?”...”
— Lewis Carroll, Alice in...

Aug 20th

SURVIVING YOUR TWENTIES

“They call it the “quarter-life crisis.” It is when you stop going along with the crowd and start...

Aug 20th

i just might try this.

unicornology: stirringofbirds: 1. Try to say nothing negative about anybody. a) for three days ...

Aug 20th

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Not only would I proceed to pull out my mace and spray the shit out of this freak, I’d kick...

Aug 20th

Comics - Explosm.net

Aug 20th

Tumblr iPhone Application - Tumble

Aug 20th

Watching the Olympics for the for the 2nd time since they started. Why? ‘Cause it’s...

Aug 20th

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(via MRirian) I’m flabbergasted. I don’t think she’s ever said this much in her...

Aug 20th