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Random thought # 8945

I managed to get 8 9 mosquito bites within half an hour… in my living room! How is this...

Aug 1st

“Juliemama!”
— Olie from Big Brother 10

Aug 1st

Watch

The Dark Knight- Joker Interrogation Scene Spoof (via MonkeyandApple) I just laughed...

Jul 31st

Screen size... or penis size? You...

Buffy says: 15 inch?
Sophia says: yeah
Buffy says: omg I'd die
Sophia says: why
Buffy says: I need 17+
Sophia says: ewww
Buffy says: 15 is way too small
Sophia says: gay
Sophia says: 15 is perfect
Sophia says: 17 is too big i dont like it
Buffy says: for a second it sounded like we were talking about kids
Buffy says: LOL
Sophia says: and anything under 14 is scary LOL
Sophia says: t sounds like were
Sophia says: talking about penises
Sophia says: LOL

Jul 31st

RambleRamble

So this post is gonna be quite jumbled up. I’m gonna have a few random things to talk about....

Jul 31st

LES ADVENTURES DE SLIPPY JENKINS - Twitter of the day from...

Jul 31st

“I saw Elvis in my refrigerator. Not near my ice cubes...”
— : Squirrel Songs 6 :

Jul 30th

“Growing up is never easy. You hold on to things that were....”
— The Wonder Years ...

Jul 30th

:: H & A :: tumblr

Jul 30th

: Squirrel Songs 6 :

Jul 29th

An explanation to "the masses"

I just realized I never really explained to my friends why I am now going by Buffy, or why I’m...

Jul 28th

photoholic: IceCreamRobot™ (via JamFactory)

Jul 28th

Dear Companies I Have Submitted My...

openletters: What do I have to do to get you to hire me? I’ve done everything but beg for a job,...

Jul 27th

Comics - Explosm.net LOL gay

Jul 27th

This is how it went down.

CH’s Sarah get the Christian Bale story right…. 1. Christian Bale’s movie made tons of...

Jul 26th

Dear guy at Taco Bell I wish you would stop staring at me and other people. It becomes a huge...

Jul 25th

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Jul 25th

Open Letters : Dear Cocaine

Jul 25th

God help me.

Beverly: It took me way too long to realize that in this song they're spelling 'SUPER'.
Beverly: 'Cause they're like.. S U P E R and I'm like.. "WHAT?! o_o;"
Charis: L O L
Beverly: I'VE BEN OUT OF SCHOOL FOR FAR TOO LONG!
Charis: That usually happens to me around August.
Beverly: ...& WHO'S BEN?!

Jul 25th

LOL

Beverly: Sex Type Thing by Stone Temple Pilots
Beverly: You should download it
Beverly: You'll be all like I COME I COME I COME!
Beverly: !penis
Charis: That made me feel uncomfortable for some reason.

Jul 24th

You have every right to believe this is...

I think it’s absolutely hilarious how things have turned out in life. Not just my life of...

Jul 24th

Listen

Job’s Eyes - Far The birds would laugh at Job, their song would torture him. Always a steady...

Jul 23rd

LOL

A priest and a rabbi are sitting next to each other on an airplane. After a while the priest turns...

Jul 23rd

“Simmer down chili dog!”
— Beverly Wellington

Jul 22nd

I'm nice.

beverly says: Aww
beverly says: The oldest lady from Golden Girls died this morning
beverly says: she was 84.. :(
beverly says: WHY ARE PEOPLE SURPRISED.. SHE WAS 80FUCKING4!

Jul 22nd

“Cindy La Mexicano”
— Beverly Wellington

Jul 22nd

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McDonald’s 4 Year Old Cheeseburger Video (via diethealth)

Jul 22nd

...

Well, no one to talk to really. No one but my blog haha. It’s ironic how the only friend here...

Jul 22nd

Monthly Overhaul!

Starting today, well yesterday really, I’m going to be working out 6 days a week ‘till...

Jul 21st

“These are not the hammer… … the hammer by the...”
— Captain Hammer

Jul 20th

“Hey I just got out of jail, can somebody wanna help me?”
— Black dude @ McDonalds...

Jul 20th

“Call me Jenny, Ms. Calendar is my father.”
— Buffy the Vampire Slayer

Jul 19th

“Come to the Bronze alone or we’ll make her a...”
— Buffy the Vampire Slayer

Jul 19th

I live in a freezer!

jkjkjkjk lolololol  But seriously folks, my house is damn near close to the temperature of a...

Jul 19th

“Your baby’s supposed to like skittles you ignorant...”
— Katt Williams

Jul 19th

“It’s cool to get high, but it’s not cool to get...”
— Kat Williams

Jul 19th

sadface

I’m quite scared. Of what, you may ask? My future. Yep, good ol’ reliable. I’m...

Jul 19th

People...

I’m not going to go greatly into detail with this subject as it is somewhat private and not a...

Jul 17th

Watch

This is a very touchy subject, not only for me, but among many people worldwide. Now I begin to see...

Jul 17th

Thanks iCal! You’re always looking out for my well...

Jul 16th

E.T. PHONE HOME

Jul 16th

Watch

Christianity in a Nutshell (via tyleroakley)

Jul 15th

Listen

Bad Dreams v2 Remixed Remix by DJ Thunderbass This song is as bipolar as songs can get, but I still...

Jul 15th

“She brings new meaning into the name Jiggly Puff!”
— Beverly Wellington

Jul 15th

Random Post # 3

Have you ever noticed that on your cell phone, COCK and ANAL use the name numbers… 2625 ;o

Jul 15th

“Miley Cyrus is promoting her new album, Breakout, which is...”
— Michael Buckley

Jul 15th

Watch

Whitest Kids U’ Know - Slow Jerk (via AgentDark2222) You NEVER make ‘em touch!

Jul 14th

Mac vs PC - Benchmark and Speed Tests - PC...

Jul 14th

Watch

Social Networking Wars // Current I am in love. I totally agree with the dude who keeps making...

Jul 14th

Watch

American Ap-perv-el // Current This is probably the closest relation to how I feel about this...

Jul 14th

This is all your fault Lil Wayne!

Beverly: http://ca.youtube.com/watch?v=uR7_VACr-8Q&eurl=http://beverlyislikeat.tumblr.com/
Beverly: did I show you that
Charis: AHAHAHA
Charis: NO
Beverly: LOL
Charis: AHAHAH
Charis: FOODSZ
Charis: OMG
Charis: I'M DYING
Charis: ALREADY
-...moments later-
Charis: AHAHAHAHAHA OMGGGG
Charis: WTF IS THIS SHIT
Charis: OMG LMAO
Charis: LOLOL
Charis: WHITE MAN
Charis: I LICK MY FINGERS LIKE A LOLLIPOP
Charis: AAHAHAHAH
Charis: A CRYSTLER WTF
Charis: COULDN'T GET A BETTER CAR
Charis: AGAAGAGA
Charis: RICEEE AND STEW
Charis: AAHAHHAHAHA
Beverly: Only a black person could find this video knee slappingly hilarious LOL
Charis: LMAOOO LIKE ME
Beverly: You got it!
Charis: YAYY COOKIE?
Charis: COOKIE!!!
Beverly: No, no cookie. Maybe some rice and stew though. LOL
Charis: LMAOAAOOOAOAO

Jul 14th

“They always said that sex would change you.”

Jul 14th

They've Arrived! Angelina DID Give Birth...

Jul 13th

Headache # 92 this week

Okay, I don’t know what’s going on with me but I’ve been getting a lot of...

Jul 13th

Woodbine Beach in Toronto

Jul 13th

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Lollipop - African Remix (via AfricanRemix)

Jul 13th

Web Designing Gettin' Me Down

So I’ve sort of been searching for a free in-depth tutorial that will teach me how to take my...

Jul 12th

7 Eleven Free Slurpee Day. Left; 40 oz. Cream Soda. Right;...

Jul 11th

“I looked up bisexual in the Dictionary, and it just said:...”
— Nick Thune

Jul 11th

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best first dance brubaker (via jmburbertime) This is hilarious, but I’d be embarrassed if I...

Jul 11th

“Our doubts are traitors, and make us lose the good we oft...”
— William Shakespeare

Jul 11th

“The royal penis is clean, your highness.”
— Coming to America

Jul 11th

“She has a very unique laugh… It’s like a machine...”
— Paul Foot

Jul 11th

Random Post of the Day #2.5?

There’s an asian girl on Last Comic Standing named Esther… an asian named Esther?! What...

Jul 11th

I’m glad the public is starting to get some...

Jul 10th

“You can easily judge the character of a man by how he treats...”
— James D. Miles

Jul 10th

Boredom Ensues

My food tastes like Fruit Loops, and I’m not eating Fruit Loops by the way. I’m eating...

Jul 10th

I wish this were implemented worldwide.

Jul 10th

Random Thought.

How come on sites such as Myspace, Facebook, what-have-you, people find it necessary to post things...

Jul 10th

Random Fact of the Day #1.

My shampoo smells like Tequila and my conditioner smells like Banana Boat Tanning Oil. Sexy scent...

Jul 9th

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Drunk Kitty (via nizedk) This never fails to make me laugh.

Jul 9th

Beverly: I had another really late night last night.
Charis: Watching porn, I knew it.
Beverly: YES! Oh my god get out of my head!
Charis: LOL

Jul 9th

College Life.

So after reviewing some courses offered at Algonquin College in Ottawa, I am absolutely sure that I...

Jul 9th

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Amazing. This makes me want to see the movie THAT much more, although this is a total spoof.

Jul 9th

YTMND - Oh Say Can Cosby

Jul 9th

YTMND - Clay Aiken's new hit single

Jul 9th

RSS? SOS!

What in the name of Allah is RSS? I’ve seen it everywhere but I’m still dumbfounded as...

Jul 9th

Alternatively, it can be worn as a funky headband! Also...

Jul 9th

Crazy Asian headwear modeled by the lovely Candice....

Jul 9th

“THIS HAPPEN ALL TIME IN CHINA, ALL TIME! >xD”
— Candice B.

Jul 9th

Midnight Ramblings of Beverly & Sophia

sopнia: this site is so
sopнia: pretty
sopнia: SOPHIA WANT !ah
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sopнia: this is a little confusing
sopнia: LOL
beverly: nooo trust me its so easy
sopнia: its so
sopнia: NEAT *_*
sopнia: I'm in love
beverly: Theres like a little dialog box you see when you first sign up and it tells you what you can do
beverly: then you are free to roam
beverly: like cows in a pasture
beverly: !aw
beverly: LOLOL
sopнia: LOLOL

Jul 9th

Downtown Ottawa, Canada. I almost fell down these stairs,...

Jul 9th

“Am I the only one who thinks NASCAR would be a lot more fun...”
— Richard Conran

Jul 9th

Windows 98 Jam - CollegeHumor video

Jul 9th

Enbridge Assistance Needed ASAP!

So my house is still without A/C and today I’m really feeling the heat. It rained earlier and...

Jul 9th

Comics - Explosm.net

Jul 9th

“It does not matter how slow you go so long as you do not...”
— Wisdom of Confucius

Jul 8th

Watch

Hahaha, I love how I’m just uploading every random thing today. Well, I just added this song,...

Jul 8th

Listen

Redeemer off of the Queen of the Damned Soundtrack. My favorite song by the way.

Jul 8th

“If you do not learn to silence the voices, they will drive...”
— The Vampire Chronicles

Jul 8th

Hmmm.

Well this is a little different, I guess time will indeed tell if I stick to this blogging site or...

Jul 8th

Photoshop isn’t always my best friend.

Jul 8th